Darth Vader Mug (Isceile)

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John: Remi give me Blyke

Remi: no

John: his time has come

Blyke: I said I'm sorry

John: Sorry will not suffice as you have committed a great offence

Sera: what happened

Arlo: it's 9PM

John: Blyke destroyed my favorite mug

Sera: the one in the shape of Darth Vader's head?

John: yes that one

Sera: how did you manage that Blyke?

Blyke: I was washing dishes after dinner and dropped it

Arlo: don't all dorms have a dishwasher?

Blyke: Well we had one, but

Arlo: but?

Blyke: once it "took to long to start" so John punched it trying to get it to work

Sera: oh god

Blyke: he punched it 12 times

John: :)

Blyke: as hard as he could

Sera: bad John

John: :(

Isen is online

Blyke: Keene said that well have a new one by next week, but for now we need to wash dishes by hand

Isen: just read the previous messages, first of all Blyke you're dead second of all John you like Star Wars

John: 👍

Isen: me too

John: cool

Blyke: I like Star Wars too

Isen: John, Blyke sequels or prequels

John: Prequels

Blyke: Prequels

Isen: .....

Isen: I was so excited for a second

John: u like the sequels

Isen: yeah ofc

John: Blyke all will be forgiven if you help me beat this Halloween hair and down

Blyke: Deal

Isen: 😢

Isen: just because of a movie opinion

John: yep, I've beat people for less

1 hour later

Isen: Seraphina, Remi Control your men, I'm in a lot of pain

Remi: 0////0

Sera: 🔪

Blyke: 0////0

John: @Cecile

Isen: .....

Cecile: what

Isen: it doesn't matter your not even gonna say it, you're just gonna come up with some random thing to say trying to scare me

Sera: .......

John: oh I won't?

Isen: Nope

Blyke: Buddy u done goofed

John: Hey Cecile

Cecile: wut

Isen: U won't

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