Unordinary Crack Chat

Souls and Semi colons

John is online

John: GOOD MORNING FOOLISH MORTALS

Blyke: Mother fucker it's 4:30 in the afternoon

John: ... Really?

Blyke: Did you just wake up?

John: ..... no

John: ..... yes

Blyke: @sera dis true

Sera is online

Sera: Well I haven't seen him all day and he hasn't been responding to my messages either so I'm gonna assume that it is

Isen is online

Isen: good morning guys

Blyke: ..... you to?

Isen: me to what?

Sera: did you sleep until 4:30 like John did?

Isen: ... Um

Asslo is online

Elaine is online

Elaine: why are you guys the way that you are?

Asslo: Well I'm gonna assume that Isen was up late working on one of his creepy stalker articles and I don't think John has a soul so he doesn't apply to the normal rules of humans

Sera: John has a soul

Isen: Creepy stalker articles? 😢

John: What is a soul?

Asslo: don't know sold mine to the hiarchy

Sera: I stole mine back from my parents

Elaine: You guys have serious issues

John: Rude 

Isen: She's not wrong tho

Asslo: Isen I will stab you with a fork

Isen: 😰🤐

Asslo: Good

Blyke: I still have a soul

John: what is a soul I ask again

Sera: .... I don't know

Asslo: didn't you say that you stole yours back from your parents; how do you not know what a soul is?

Sera: .... Shut

John: Mother fucker's breaking out the semi colon

Asslo: it's not my fault I use proper grammar

Blyke: is that even the right way to use semi colon

John: I don't know

Sera: ^

Elaine: ^^

Isen: not even I know

Sera: maybe one of the other people on this God forsaken group chat know

John: Let's find out

John: @Cinnamon roll

John: @Cecile

John: @Remi

Cecile is online

Cecile: wut

John: do you know how to use a semicolon?

Cinnamon roll is online

Remi is online

Cecile: Nope

Cinnamon roll: I KNOW

John: our savior has arrived

Cinnamon roll: :3

John: Do I get to make fun of Arlo for improper grammar

Cinnamon roll: unfortunately not

Cinnamon roll: He used it in a correct way, he liked his two points in the same sentence with the semicolon which is the proper use

John: 😭😭

Asslo: Arlo: 1 John: Zero

John: More like Arlo: 1 John: 3

Asslo: what no

John: I've beat ur ass so many times

Asslo: ... Fuck you

John: 😁😁😁😁😁

Sera: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

John: 💗💗💗💗💗💗

Sera: 💞💞💞💞💞💞

Asslo: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

John: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Asslo: 🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴

Isen: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Blyke: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Elaine: stop making fun of Arlo

John: No it's fun

Asslo: how is it that even when I win John still dunks on me

John: because your easy to dunk on

Asslo: K I'm done

Asslo has gone offline

John: yeah run away, classic Asslo

Elaine: I'm gonna go make sure he's okay

Elaine has gone offline

John: bye bitch

Sera: John

John: .... um yeah

Sera: what did we say about making fun of anyone who's not: Arlo, Blyke, Isen, or Remi

John: that I should do it

Sera: No, that you SHOULDN'T do it

John: well I figured that since she was in the group chat

Sera: nope

John: But she went offline

Sera: John

John: fine

Remi: why am I on the list

John: when did you get here?

Remi: like a while ago

Sera: well originally it was just Arlo then John talked me into adding Isen, then I figured that its hard making fun of Isen without also making fun of Blyke so I added him

Remi: and me?

John: I insisted

Sera: for hours

Remi: 😐

John: 😁

Remi has gone offline

John: alright I'm gonna go take nap

Sera: didn't you just wake up

John: ummmmmmmmmmmm

John has gone offline

Sera: okay then

Sera has gone offline

Cecile: I like the fact that John manged to completely change the subject away from him waking up at 4:30 in the afternoon

Isen: Yeah

Blyke: Isen, didn't you also wake up at 4:30

Isen: I... Uhhh.... Bye

Isen has gone offline

Blyke: everyone in this chat is dumb

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I looked up how to use a semi colon for this chapter

I'm not even sure I got it right 😅😅