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John: Hey Sera?

Sera: yes?

John: Can you to bail me and Isen out of jail

Sera: what did you do

Isen: we stole a motorcycle

Sera: ....

John: we have a reasonable explanation

Sera: what ever would that be

John: we were bored

Sera: omw
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John: if anyone ever makes you upset

Blyke: ??

John: just smile

Arlo: this is suspicious

John: and give them a friendly reminder

Isen: when is this going to get dark

John: that kneecaps are a privilege not a right

Sera: what did you do?!
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Blyke: I lost Isen

Remi: where

Blyke: The mall

Remi: have you checked the pen store

Blyke: yep

Isen: I'm on the roof

Blyke: how did you get on the roof

Isen: don't know
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Isen: Jeraphina

John: 🔪

Sera: 🔪

Isen: ....
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Isen: why is it called a building when it's already built

Blyke: Bro

Isen: Bro

Blyke: Bro

Isen: Bro

Arlo: its 3AM
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John: Sera wanna get boba

Sera: sure

Isen: date?

John: @Cecile

Isen: Everytime

Cecile: why do you always summon me when ever Isen ships you two

John: that's for me and Isen to know and for you to find out
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Cinnamon Roll: shit

John: who taught her that word

Sera: we just want to know

Isen: it was Arlo

Arlo: Isen!!!

Isen: look I'm not trying to get stabbed too
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Isen: Blemi

John: no knife from me

Sera: same

Blyke: 0/////0

Remi: 0/////0

Isen: I'ma die alone

John: I could do it

Isen: no John, I'm not ready

Cecile: ready for what???

Isen: I uhhhh ejwuejrgrn bwrnrujqk kwnryqnrkejeylgmswtk

Isen had gone offline

John: nice keyboard smash

Arlo: isn't he on his phone though?
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John: I have no soul

Sera: ....

Arlo: I know
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Cinnamon Roll: do Isen and Cecile have crushes on eachother?

Isen: 0////0

Cecile: 0////0

Isen: I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kewtiekttwkwjejwjqjyelwktfsgylefjafksylegajsvfjstigdaurlhdangsrhksbfjhdagdmtjwfsnvafhm

Isen has gone offline

Cecile: um

Cecile has gone offline

John: even better keyboard smash

Cinnamon Roll: but do they?

John: probably
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Elaine: does anyone want any orange juice

John: it's poison isn't it

Elaine: no why would I poison my orange juice

John: the better question is why wouldn't you

Elaine: ummm wut

John has gone offline

Elaine: Seraphina your boyfriend is confusing

Sera: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Arlo: I'll have some orange juice
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John: I respect the act of doing things because why not

John: like I'll do something and people will be like, "why would you do this"

John: then I'll just say "why not"

Sera: and then they say "because it's illegal"

John: it was one time Sera

Arlo: um what

John: you don't want to know
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John: Should I spend $800 on a Lego set

Arlo: No

Isen: YES

Cinnamon roll: Yes

Sera: where did you get $800

John: not important

Sera: I mean it is but we'll talk about that later, don't buy the Lego set

John: ...........

Sera: John....

John: ...... It's too late
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Arlo: @John

John: wut

Arlo: 🖕

John: 👆🖕

Arlo: 🖕🖕🖕

John: 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Isen: this is going to continue for hours
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