It was a beautiful sunny day in Republic city, all the shitty, broke, and beyond repulsive citizens of this failure of a city were out doing whatever the fuck they do...? Bolin was walking around the revolting city looking at all the buildings and shit, he was just being nosy. Then suddenly, there's a big earthquake followed by the sound of a menacing groan, everyone starts running and panicking while Bolin is trying to stand up with his fat ass. The cause of the earthquake and noise is soon revealed, as a big beast dives down into the bitch ass city behind Bolin...it's Oogi! "Oh my shit it's Oogi!" Bolin shouts like a little bitch. Bolin runs to the beast facing away from him, Bolin starts to stroke the bisons tail. Little did he know Oogi had a problem...a BIG one. Oogi lifts up his tail and let's a big one rip, the godawful smell slaps Bolin across the face like everyone should of done to him on the show.
Bolins eyes are threatening to burst out his skull...yes the smell is that horrid. Holy shit. Holy shit is right. Before Bolin could escape the smell, Oogi's tail lifts up once more and the biggest, meanest, most violent, bloody, soul-snatching shit shoots out of his ass like a tank at Bolin. The sheer force cracking Bolins skull open as it collided with his humongous head and Bolins body is blown away like a rag doll. His fat ass body was continuing to fly away, all the way to the fire nation. The idiots body finally stopped and was laying in front of the fire nation royal family palace. The palace is heavily guarded day and night but Bolin was flying too fast for anyone to spot him.
The guards only felt a light breeze but a heavy, monstrous, shocking, and deplorable smell was lingering around them. They tried their best not to vomit still trying to be professional.
There was all kinds of holes and shit in the ground from where the fattie lay. He created a fucking crater in the earth. Sure he made a very loud noise when he slammed into the ground but nobody cared or payed any mind. Nobody fucking cares about him, well maybe Mako. Bolin was barely alive, he could only feel and smell the rotting heavy shit. The bitch vomited, he couldn't move so the vomit spilled on the shit however the vomit only covered a centimeter of it. Now that's horrendous. His body just laying there for hours, He then closed his eyes...accepting his fate.
Back at Republic city, there was only some minor damages to property from Bolin getting flung out the terrible city...Just kidding! The damage was absolutely devastating, some buildings and stands were turned into rubble and some were burnt from the friction.
Police cars raced over to the crime scene, sirens blaring. Of course the citizens were gone. Nobody wanted to stay and smell that shit.
The most badass woman was in one of the cars...it's Lin duh. She hopped out and ran over to the sick beast. The smell of the unforgivable shit was everywhere, threatening to explode the police cars. Lin smacked her hand over her nose. "WHAT THE FUCK, OOGI!!!?!?" Lin yelled. Her eyes bulging in rage, she wore the most angry facial expression. Scarier than your mom. Hell even I would be scared.
The bison grunted and took off, going back home. Not giving a damn. Oogi's ass was hurting from that shit, he was missing patches of fur. He had a tilt when flying from that nasty shit. The smell was starting to spread, oh hell no. The police whipped out Febreze. (Not sponsored) yet it was no match so they had to get a large bucket of Febreze the size of Oogi and pour it all over the city. Just to be safe of course, I wouldn't wanna smell it from all the way from the fire nation or Kyoshi Island. Surprisingly it faded the shit smell a little bit, making it bearable.
Now it was time to fix the property's and get rid of this mess. Little puddles of shit had to be picked up with earth bending. Everyone who witnessed that awful scene had to go to the hospital. Lin had to get them needles back in her because that smell haunted her. Would republic city recover?
Oh yeah you're probably wondering what happened to Bolin, well the guards finally found him after Zuko's old ass accidentally stepped on him. The guards had to search for a earth bender because nobody wanted to touch him or get even close to him, the smell and sight was horrific. The guards found an earth bender and had him follow them to the scene. The earth bender came over, the earth bender wasn't gonna get close to him obviously! "Please get him out of here!" Zuko said beyond disgusted. The earth bender nodded and started to manipulate the ground under Bolins filthy body and lifted it up, then he chucked it as far as he could nearly breaking his fucking legs. Everyone was absolutely traumatized after seeing Bolin coated in the Ten ton shit.
