Everyone was still recovering from what happened, you know...the airship. Asami had to get another wig and set up an appointment for her nasty cracked teeth. The others suffered from minor cuts, Tenzin saved himself, the avatar, and Lin. I don't have to talk about Mako, just use your imagination. They all met up and discussed what they were gonna do. Lin had an idea. "How about we put him down?" Lin said. Tenzin wasn't having it and ran away from them, crying into his tacky robes. He's gonna find Oogi I guess. Hope he has a insurance plan because that SHIT coming from that animal is lethal. Meanwhile Oogi's shitting up the place aka republic city. The sandy, randy, bendy, handy, unkind, wet, and concerning shit absolutely blasting and destroying buildings, people, animals, the sky, the earth, and the humanity. People are trying to escape but the shit is too much, 500 people get stuck in the dangerous bundle of poops. "WHY CANT YOU DESTROY THE FIRE NATION?!? OR SOMEWHERE ELSE!?!" One random unimportant guy shouts at Oogi. Oogi body slams the man and unleashes the most terrific, specific, horrific, and inhuman shit ever, the man wore it like a coat.
I do agree with Oogi here, don't insult the fire nation. Literally people getting scalped and shot and shit over there because Honor. Okay back to this horror.
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Toph was napping in her swamp until the snapping of a branch woke her up. She got up, her bones dancing, cracking, wacking, rapping, and creaking. The old baddie went to the door, she opened the door and went outside. Toph saw Oogi standing there menacingly, Toph was confused because nobody was on the beast and it was just him. There should be his owner or somebody, weird. Oogi grumbled at Toph.
"What do you want? I hear you've been causing a lot of trouble you rancid piece of glob-by shit!" Toph yelled like the badass she is. Oogi tries to shit on her but Toph used her seismic sense, she effortlessly dodge the offensive scat and counterattack with a flick of her hand. She launched a big piece of earth at the beast and hit him right in the asshole, the bison roared in pain and charged at the old lady...he somehow snuck up on her and pinned her down with his ass. "Oh s-" THE UNHAPPY DREADFUL VILE REPULSIVE SHIT DUMPED ALL OVER HER EYES, MOUTH, FACE, BODY, TOENAILS, ETC. All of her remaining senses went away, her eyebrows and eyeballs melted. She slapped the shit out of Oogi, literally. More shit came until the bison was thrown off of her. It was Lin! Lin threw the beast off of her mommy.
"MOM OH MY GOD!" Lin shouted. Lin pulled a towel out and was trying to clean her mom off, finally the shit instantly dissolved and Toph was clean! "No time to talk, let's beat this mother bitch." Toph said coolly. Oogi got up and ran over to the two baddies. The two baddies got in their fighting positions and started earth bending. Lin hit Oogi with a huge ass Boulder, smashing one of his horns. They shouldn't have done that. Well the shit came off because he's low on food and shit, their lucky with that part. Oogi sent a blast of wind and Lin got swept away, Oogi started beating the shit out of Toph and I really mean beating the SHIT out of her. Tophs adult diaper filled up with impeccable green shit, after 2 hours the bison stopped the beating and decided she had enough...for now. The bison began walking through the swamp leaving Toph bloody and shitty. Toph was not only left with shit in her pants but a broken heart, no senses, and melted eyes which ehhh she's blind away.
As Oogi wondered through the gassy swamp he saw a figure in the distance, as the sick ass nasty ass ragged ass lame ass beast got closer to the figure he could make out who it was. It was his best friend! Oogi excitedly ran up to Tenzin as the slender muscly vegetarian dude braced himself for the beasts welcome. Oogi licked Tenzin and nearly ripped his nipples off. "I've been looking everywhere for you!" Tenzin said with joy and relief. Tenzin hopped on the beast and headed back to the air temple. Tenzin looked at the beasts broken horn and frowned. A lot needs to be done and a lot has happened, Jesus.
