Korra was busy training over at Air Temple Island, the boring music from the ratchet radio was playing out loud. How can somebody train to that? Naga was laying down 10 feet away from her and was watching her practicing forms.
The music from the radio cut out and then a man began taking. "We Interrupt this program for an important news announcement" said the annoying man on the radio. Korra stopped what she was doing and got closer to the radio to listen to whatever he was gonna say. "Republic city police just found 5 bodies near downtown, these bodies were found two weeks after the terrible incident and they were involved. The bodies are yet to be identified once all the shit is cleaned off them. Also, there possibly could be one more which they are still searching for. Any tips wouldn't appreciated, please don't call. We don't care." The man finished and the music cut back on. Korra was shivering, she heard what happened from Lin and was speechless.
She heard footsteps approaching and turned around to see Tenzin with Lin walking Besides him. "Hello Korra" Tenzin said. He sounded and looked worried while Lin looked annoyed. Not a surprise.
"Hey Tenzin, how's Oogi?" Korra asked the bald ass Air bender. "He's not doing very well, Oogi pooped on one of the stable hands. I fear that the shit is getting worse." Tenzin said worried.
"That shit eating whore nearly destroyed the whole city and my sense of smell! hell he could of made me go blind too! I need to stop trying to please my mom so I ain't gonna go blind, she'll think I'm trying to please her again. This shit needs to stop before someone else gets hurt. Korra, you're the avatar, do something!" Lin said heated. Lin stormed off because clearly a bitch is busy and has shit to do. "Korra you don't have to-" before Tenzin could finish korra interrupted "I will do something about this" Korra said determined. Korra started running over to the stables, Naga followed. Tenzin sighed and he's still hella worried. "What's this girl doing?" Tenzin thought.
Korra and Naga arrived at the stables and kicked down the door. Why did she have to do all that? I don't know. Oogi was in the first stall by the door munching on hay, it was just Oogi. Korra and Naga approached the shitty hole sky bison from behind...they made a grave mistake. Before they could do anything shit started busting out Oogi's rancid smelly asshole like the FBI raiding your drug dealers house. Lucky for them it wasn't solid but shit is shit and that shit is ew. It was liquid shit, it splattered on Korra's face getting in her mouth from when she was about to scream. Naga had shit all over her neck dripping down her front legs.
Naga started licking it, another mistake. Yeah avatars make mistakes but come on now Korra and NAGA. Why y'all gotta- girl I'm not even gonna continue.
Well she shouldn't have licked it, the shit had something in store for her, oh boy. The shit started to burn her tongue and Naga started crying and whining, she ran out the stables and frantically rolled around. Oh but the shit wasn't done, a fresh newly baked shit came out after Korra, Korra was trying to air bend it away and tried her best to figure out what the hell to do. She blasted a gust of wind and the shit lit on fire. Korra gasped and screamed like a crazy ugly monkey. The fire started quickly spreading around and eventually engulfed the stable, Oogi was going nuts and busted through one of the walls that wasn't on fire. Sky bisons hate fire, no shit.
Oogi then flew away, trying to find his owner. Korra tried to put out the fire but it was too late. The stable collapse and the fire magically disappeared. Realizing she's still covered in shit, Korra raced down to the waterfall. She had to get that appalling dump off of her.
