Victim Three: Asami

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Tenzin, Korra, Lin, Mako, and Asami were sitting at a table in their dumb airship. "Has anyone seen Bolin?!? Heard anything?! It's been over a month!" Mako said like the bitchy bitch he is. "Nope, nobody cares Mako! Now shut the fuck up!" Lin said asserting her dominance. Lin was fed up about everything. "I hope he's gone forever, I'm really worried about my boy Oogi." Tenzin said not giving a shit about that fat fuck. Lin rolled her eyes at him mentioning that monster.

Asami was shocked by what happened to Korra and everyone who was tragically injured or killed by that nasty monster bastard of a shit. Her jaw opened in shock, Lin and Tenzin thought her jaw was gonna come off or unhinge. Korra was resting her head on her hand looking sad. Naga was in the hospital and was in critical condition from you know what. The word "shit" is haunting everyone, everyone is getting affected by this and it could be outlawed to say it or to even do the act yourself. Oh Wow. Oh yeah and Mako was blowing up the bathroom with his battery acid piss, he might not be out for a while.

"All I know is that this shit needs to stop." Lin
said, in her voice you could tell she's so over it.

"But how? I couldn't even do a thing. I'm literally the avatar." Korra muttered.

"A fucking stupid one" Lin said.

"LIN!" Tenzin yelled.

Lin shot Korra a death glare, she was furious with Korra.

"We need to find Oogi and get him to the h- "
Tenzin was cut off by a sudden Big Bang, the noise shaking the airship.

They all went over to the window and looked out, before they could react further the airship was struck by something. The force of the attack made the airship violently tilt to the side and everything inside slid to the other side of the rusty ship. Everyone but Asami hanged on without losing balance. Asami slammed down on the ground and her wig popped off with some of her teeth cracking, yes that's how hard she fell. "ASAMI!" Korra shouted. Korra went to go over to the crusty bald girl, the airship spilt in half before Korra could get to Asami. The side with Korra, Tenzin, and Lin snapped off and started to fall. The propeller things...? were keeping the other half afloat, Asami was about to have a good seizure because her hair is gone, the ship spilt in half, and yeah.

Mako was still in the restroom, moaning and screaming violently. Mako wasn't gonna be out for years. Good lord. 

she looked over to see Oogi floating, Oogi turned around and shit launched out his ass like a North Korea missile and she was swimming in the most sexist, funny, slimy, ugly, unfriendly, and disagreeable diarrhea ever. She vomited and the vomit got on Oogi. The despicable beast roared in anger and shot shit out his ass like bullets, but wait...Asami was bulletproof...which is useless right now because it's shit. The shit bullets shot through her and she was shoot out of what is left of the airship. The bullets exploded her heart and organs. The bisons asshole clenched in pain and shit started leaking out sickly, fickly, quickly, and aesthetically. The bison decided to go back to republic city, the terror only beginning...

Will tenzin get shit on him? Or will the bison only spare his dear friend? Now it's time to destroy republic city once again. Nobody is safe, not your bathroom or literally anywhere.

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