Seven

six: love

unfabulous is life^^

dedicated to micah bc ilysm unicorn. thanks for being landon. and pinecombs and letting me pin you on the ground while wren kicked your shins.

Love is a complex and strange thing. Although when you Google love it says, 'an intense feeling of deep affection,' love is much more than that. And you don't fall in love over a period of six months.

Adriana thinks she's in love. When I asked her who, she said that she wouldn't tell me. But I'm 99% sure that it's Landon. Adri's always all over Landon, and their ship name (if it ever happened and trust me, it won't) is #landriana.

Now, you know about shipping and all, but you don't know that I'm the Ship Maddster. Literally. Look in my friend Audra's bio on Instgram and she has a quote from me. I made a list of ships that would fail and they all failed THAT WEEK. I was amazed by my own shipping powers.

One of the ships I knew was going to fail was #halec (Hanna and Alec). Also #larl (Lanie and Carl). You know how #halec ended, but you don't know how #larl ended.

Lanie and Carl were talking. A certain kind of talking...

"Your mom's a tweaker hoe. So's your dad," Carl joked.

"Your mom's a tweaker hoe! That's why you're a tweaker!" shouted back Lanie.

"Slut!" Carl yelled. "You and Tara! You're both sluts!"

And that was the end of #larl.

You probably know about #wrendon, which I no longer ship because we're all friends. If they were to date and then break up, it would break up our friend group, which would really suck. I want everybody in our group (called Smarticles) to be friends till the very last day. We all have our nicknames, (Wrenegade, Unicorn, Berrykin, Maddy-Lion, Shmemma, Squishy) and we all love each other. We're a tight knit group of friends, and people in our friend group dating and then breaking up would ruin it. We'd instantly become biased and say things about how the relationship ended. I don't think that the Smarticles need that.

After #larl ended, Lanie went into a four day long bout of depression. Then, on Monday, Landon finally wore the shirt that Lanie gave him for Christmas and he complimented her shoes (Nike Free Runs; pretty nice). She was so happy. She thought that #landie was going to come back, but I shut that idea down.

The next day, Chandler Riggs and Hana Hayes (#chana) broke up. She fangirled all over me. I told her that she had more of a chance with Chandler than Tara had with Alec Scotts. Tara was offended and pointed out that maybe I wasn't the Ship Maddster. But I beg to differ.

The next day at lunch, we all sat in a circle. Half of the Smarticles sat in a circle, anyways. It included Wren, Adriana, Audra (the cool chick), Mason, Leo, Landon, Ryder (he's a friend you haven't heard about), and Lanie and Tara, who aren't Smarticles yet. Even Ryder pointed that out. Lanie wants to become a Smarticle, but I'm not sure if all of us are in agreement yet. After #landie sunk so badly, I don't think that she would be a good addition to the Smarticles.

Ryder is the kind of boy who is so dirty. Our conversation earlier today went like this:

"Finally!" laughed Wren. "Lunch. I got Oreos!"

"I have a banana," Ryder giggled. He peeled his banana and shoved it in his mouth. "It's hard to chew but not to swallow."

Landon burst out with laughter. He dropped one of his Olive Garden breadsticks, but then picked it up and continued to eat it. And then he gave me some! I love Olive Garden breadsticks... Anyways, I digress.

"Hey, Landon, you want a back rub?" asked Ryder.

"Ooh," Landon replied sarcastically.

It elevated from there.