REVOLUTION. Technoblade x OC

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Revolution, Chapter 23.

He's breathing in a calm, relaxed pace, his eyes open groggily. He wishes to return to the land of dreams. A loud yawn escapes his mouth. Techno attempts to lift his right arm in order to rub his tired eyes. He then realizes, frowning in confusion as to why a heavy, warm object is on it. It takes a few seconds for his brain to catch up. He blinks thrice.

"Wha-" He shuts his mouth when he hears Ana's soft snore. She was sleeping soundly, lost in sleep. Her heavy head snug on his arm. At the sight, Techno blinks again, before having a small smile break out.

He lightly places his head back onto the pillow and adjusts his position in order to sleep much more comfortably. He then closes his eyes, and tries to calm himself in order to settle enough to sleep. To no avail, he mentally groans. It was too late. He had been ripped from the beautiful land of sleep. So he lays there. Eyes trained on the ceiling, matching his breathing with Ana's.

In his mind, he gives himself a lecture.

'When she wakes up, pretend you're dead. This should be an easy task.

Among us?'

'Oh god my arm is feeling numb. Can I reach my phone?"

'Do I tweet about this life changing moment?'

'What time is it? I hear the birds and it's bright in the room so it's got to be morning.'

'Have I said that my arm was numb yet?'

'This is painful.'

'When can I leave?'

'Wait isn't this the second day only? I need to be here for another 5 days.'

'Ana, please get up.'

'Forgive me Ana, I am going to have a silent grudge against you today.'

'I hate everything. I am no longer joyous.'

'Send help'

'Please.'

'This is the 3185th day of my long term predicament. My throat has been dry since day 1. When may I die?'

'Day 3186 I can feel the life draining out of me.'

'Day 3191 what is taking so long for my demise?'

'Day 4000 am I a god?'

'Day 4012 God has given me a gift. This gift, I never wanted. My parents have always told me to appreciate gifts. In order to spite god, I shall not appreciate this gift. I am beginning to wonder if it was Satan disguised as God.'

'Day 4015 Oreos are an instrument used by the communist party in order to help them achieve world dominance.'

Ana shifts a bit in her sleep, and Techno goes cold in terror.

'Has she woken up? Is god finally letting me escape?'

'Nevermind, she's not waking up. I think this will take a while.'