"All right, you guys got hook?" John b asked. "got it." Pope answered.
"Grappling hook?"
"We don't have a grappling hook. We're not Batman."
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"Pulley?"
"Check."
"Got it."
"Flashlights?"
"Yup."
"All right, good. We're ready."
"Let's go!"
"Let's go get rich guys." JJ said.
"Let's go boys and girls."
"Ride on!"
"Wait, wait." John B stopped us. "I wanna say thank you, guys. Seriously." He looked at all of us. "It means a lot to me that you're here tonight."
"Always." Kelsey smiled, reassuring him.
"Of course, man." Pope said, doing a handshake with John.
Sarah and John B held long eye contact before JJ cut off the cute moment.
"All right, we don't with the circle jerk? Can we do this?"
"Let's get that wheat in the water." Kelsey said, hopping out of the van.
"Weed? I'm up for weed."
"Wheat, she said wheat." Pope sighed.
All six pogues and walked up to the creepy old woman's house, also known as Chapel Hill.
"So, she seriously killed her husband?" Kelsey asked JJ.
"Yeah totally. But don't worry, I'll be your brave protector." He looked at his girlfriend and smiled.
"I don't think JJ would be a good protector, he was scared to go into the house when we came here earlier." Pope whispered.
"Oh, well then. Kiara!" Kelsey yelled in a whispered tone.
"That's a little embarrassing. It's a rumor." Kiara laughed.
"Hmm." Kelsey walked ahead, going to go through the opening John B told her about, until the lights came on. "Shit!" She exclaimed.
"Flashlights!" Kiara warned. JJ frantically turned off his flashlight as all six pogues hid behind a bush.
"Okay, so, she has motion sensor lights." Pope panted.
"We could, uh... move really slowly, maybe?" JJ suggested. Kelsey facepalmed and sighed.
"And you're dating him?" Sarah questioned.
"That's not how it works." Pope stated.
"Oh, shit. Let's throw a rock at it." John B suggested as well, also equally as bad as JJ's plan.
"And you're dating him?" Kelsey mocked Sarah, causing her to get a nudge in the shoulder.
"What?" Pope questioned, obviously annoyed with the amount of stupidity the group showed off.
"That's a really good idea. Yeah, let's just let the axe murderer know that we're here." Kiara said, sarcastically.
"Throw a rock at it?" Pope asked again, trying to understand John B's thought process.
"Ok, you guys have a better idea?"
"Literally anything but that." Kiara shrugged.
"What about the breaker? In the circuit box on the porch." Kelsey chimed in. "Sarah, remeber. We used to play hide-and-seek here as kids."
