A Message from Mochi

so it's the end of summer, huh?

Do emojis make revenue for everytime someone taps on us?

Like, at least give us the royalty

Do you know how hard it hurts, when humans gaze upon the emojiconverse, contemplating which one to use or automatically srolling to the right spot and practically breaking both the screen and their thumbs in the process?

The better the phones become, the more sensitive the screens are, and the more electric shocks we have to endure

Even the lightning bolt is fearful of the software updates

And honestly? This le panda day job doesn't pay a penny. I'm broke. Though, I neither need to drink, breathe, or eat so ig I'm just greedy.

Also summers ending

Summer is my favourite holiday :(

Halloween is soon tho, but I don't think Bam Bam will let me put on a pumpkin head again like I'm sneaking past Endermen in the hit game Minecraft.

Mmmmm

Hope yall had a good summer *yawn* I got a lot of rest. Covid's been messing with my sleep schedule.

Can't believe it's almost 2022... two years since this holiday was created to celebrate me-

Hm?

Yea bambi?

*whispers*

What about the panda profile picture?

We don't mention that ruffian here. This is my town.

On that note *looks over at bambi irritability*

What did I do??

I'm gonna go watch a movie about a talking snowman who boosts my ego by telling me happy birthday all the time.

Mochi out.

Stay le panda!