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*deep sigh* wHy

Because.

Mochi, that is M I N E, I bought it, I own it, it was in my closet. hOw did you even et it from my closet!?

Bambi, if you really cared about the sweater you would invest in better security.

*Bursts into room* HELLO MY DEMIGOD PEEPS

...

...

Fishcake, what are you doing?

Dunno, just refusing to die, stayin alive, and reading fanfic.

Bambi you know this... *waves nonexistent hand* this person?

... Let me explain.

You've never told her about me?? *is deeply wounded*

I said let me explain.

Go on then Bambi, explain.

...

Okay I got nothing sorry Fishcake.

It's okay bro, I still love you

*chokes on drink* Ah so he is your boyfriend?

WHA- nononono i dont know what he is talking about-

Oh yeah no, I'm not his boyfriend *look mischeviously at bamboo emoji* Bambi here is busy with... other CRUSHES-

OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH FROM YOU *stuffs Fishcake into nearby closet* MOCHI YOU HAVE- UHHHH- LE PANDA DAY STUFF TO DO SO GOOOOOOOOO *chucks bamboo* *leaves*

...

Okay then.

*

So it is Le Panda Day, totally didn't forget *chuckles* nonono I am reliable and never EVER forget.
As you can see I have aquired a new sweater... *waits for Bambi to object*

Just- just keep it.

there we go.

For all you panda peeps in America, happy late thanksgiving. if not... happy random friday. I had a grrrrrrrrrrrEAT time with Bambi and the rest of the crew. Turkey emoji was a bit full of himself, but then again I have a holiday every MONTH centered around ME. I can't say a word, I can think many many words but I cannot say.

how are you guys holdin up?

The holiday season is probably going to be rough, especially if you can't see family but my advice is to stay safe, and eat goldfish because what if the point if you don't have some nice crunchy goldfish?

*Inaudible whispering*

wth is black friday?

It is the day we realize there aren't anymore holidays until Christmas so we fill the empty holes in our hearts with sales and gift giving.

... sounds legit.

I think we should also mention nanowrimo--

wtf-

*sunny hijacks Bambi*
LANGUAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(sunny is severely disappointed)

T-T WHY DONT I KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS

I only know about them because of Fishcake but yeah, if anyone out there is doing nanowrimo good freaking job. I don't care if your word count is 5000, 10000, or 60000 you still sat your bum down and wrote. I would just like to say i am PROUD OF YOU.

oddly inspirational.

N O W

onto more important things *pats chest* me.

I hope you all have a great le panda day, i hope the other emojis dont get bothered by these vlogs i do every month. This Thanksgivng, I am thankful for all of you! yes y o u, on the couch or in your bed. maybe you are being productive and you don't have time to read this or you are sitting awkwardly by one of your family members while you curve over your phone like the introverted turtle you are (my bro Arlo, where you at?)

So, yeah. Thank you :)

huh, that was actually sorta nice.

yEaH i KnOw

And we're back.

Stay Le panda, Mochi O U T

Stay le panda don't freaking die.

stay le panda my demigods, witches, wizards, and even you, Jerry. Or Jim. Whatever.

What the heck is he talking about?

No one knows.

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