Gaius: Mordretta does not own Merlin. Or my porridge.
Merlin:...which is disgusting.
Gaius: Merlin!
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Merlin POV
I try to squash myself into a cupboard in the hallway, without success.
"Come on Merlin!" Gaius says.
"I'm trying!" I hiss. I'm not exactly the right height to fit in a small broom cupboard, and Gaius knows this, yet he is adamant that I stay in there until I can overthrow the dreadful duo of Mordred and Morgana. I finally squeeze my gangly self into the cupboard, and Gaius hands me a bowl of porridge. "Your favourite", he smiles. I look doubtfully at the concoction. It looks as if it has been left out for a few months, and is almost solid. I choke down a spoon. Hmm. It tastes like it has been left out for a few months too. "Thanks Gaius." I say, giving a weak grin. Gaius pats me on the head and closes the broom cupboard door. I risk another mouthful of the porridge. It's not too bad this time. Then, I take a closer look and sniff at the thing on the end of my spoon. It's mud. I must have scraped it off my shoe, meaning to aim for the bowl. I just hope I haven't stepped in anything already eaten.
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Craziness in Camelot
FanfictionSo, a humorous ending to Merlin. Mordred and Morgana take over Camelot, and this is what happens... Includes dragons, rabies and possessed neckscarfs! Thanks to FrogPower, as she helped with ideas! Full of caffeine, breaking of fourth walls, and, of...
