Mordretta POV
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Goodness. That was fun. All I need to do is work out how to kill the Cyber Sues.
You have three new messages
Fantastic!
From: RueDistrict11
Heya Sister of Mine! I beamed you in some sporks from the Absorbaloff filled canteen! Gotta dash soon, if they find me...
RueDistrict11 has gifted you 20 sporks!
Great!
From: TheHiltster
Hi Mordretta! Thought I'd help you out!
TheHiltster has gifted you 5 sporks!
From: ThePowerCat
HIYA BUNNY!!!! GIVING YOU SPOOOORKS! COS I'M BOOORED!
ThePowerCat has gifted you 5 sporks!
Thirty sporks drift down from the sky.
"Doctor!" I yell. "Could you managth to upgwade the thporkths? Tho they can kill thues?"
My voice is worse than when I had to play Flute playing Thisbe in A Midsummer Night's Dream. This is just so awkward!
"Sure! Give them here!"
"Coming!" I yell, throwing them to him. They hit the Doctor on the head. "Sorry!"
"No problem! I've had worse!" he says, rubbing his head.
I turn to go and find Mordred, as I've always wanted to meet him. However, my notebook falls out of my pocket. As I bend down to pick up the tiny piece of equipment, it opens. I watch in amazement as three huge, sparkly pink bunnies squeeze out of it and disappear into portholes made of think air.
"Come back! Plot bunnieth! No! I lovth you!"
Who knows what havoc could come soon? Plot bunnies, escaped? Those things can bring down whole fandoms!
Oh dear.
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Craziness in Camelot
FanfictionSo, a humorous ending to Merlin. Mordred and Morgana take over Camelot, and this is what happens... Includes dragons, rabies and possessed neckscarfs! Thanks to FrogPower, as she helped with ideas! Full of caffeine, breaking of fourth walls, and, of...
