Mordred's POV
"You will be deleted," the Cyber-Sue repeats.
I am just about to close my eyes, when the Sue stops. She judders around. Her hair begins to go back into her head, stopping just below her shoulders. Her perfect figure becomes a tall gangly mess with large hands, and her dainty feet grow. The dress turns into a short-sleeved top with the words 'Hufflepuffs are cool', breeches and short laced boots with thick soles. Thick frames appear around her eyes, and spots form on her chin and nose.
The Sue opens her mouth, which has a metal wire on the top set of teeth.
"Oh gosh," she says in Mordretta's voice, only with a very heavy lisp. "Ith that really a phythical manifethtation of my mind? I mean, the clotheths are fine, but glatheth? I have brilliant vithion!"
"M...Mordretta?" I stammer. "I...is that...you?"
"Have you got a cup of tea?" the Doctor asks. "I think Mordred here is in shock. And did you use a neurongrammaticalmentalmanifesthijack?"
A cup appears in Mordretta's hand, full of steaming liquid that she hands to me.
"Yeth," she says to the Doctor, "but I think it went a bit OTT. I know I'm supposed to get bratheth or a retainer thoon, but ith's annoying that I've now got a lispth! And glasseth, and thpoth..."
She sighs.
"I'm tho deprethed."
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If you do possess any of the qualities described as negative that Mordretta has, please don't be offended! I'm just trying to satire myself!
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