Sign restoration and sighs of relief

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OK! Chapter 17. Many chapters now! And 200 reads!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs, magyk and Mordred stares from me!

I DON'T OWN MERLIN!

IF YOU THOUGHT I DID, YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORING MY DISCLAIMERS!

Mordretta xxxx

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Mordred POV

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"A little bit that way!", I call.

Kilgharah moves the giant T sign slightly to the right.

"Perfect!", I cry.

He drops it with a thud. Camel is now Camelot again, thanks to that weird old woman from the future.

All is well.

Actually, I should not have said that.

Because I have just noticed the dragon poo I stepped in.

"Mordretta!", I cry, breaking the fourth wall that surrounds Camelot. "Get rid of the poo! All you need to do is type a few sentences!"

A voice comes down from the sky.

"No way, you and Morgana's troubles with poo attracts readers! 200 reads already!"

"But Mordretta...."

She interrupts me by rebuilding the fourth wall. I bet she's gone off to eat chocolate. And drink some coffee so she can carry on with her manic-caffeine-and-the-who-induced-stories, like the one I find myself in.

I wonder how I know all of that.

Strange things, these fourth walls.

I blame it on the nargles.

Whatever the heck they are.

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