OK! Chapter 17. Many chapters now! And 200 reads!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs, magyk and Mordred stares from me!
I DON'T OWN MERLIN!
IF YOU THOUGHT I DID, YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORING MY DISCLAIMERS!
Mordretta xxxx
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Mordred POV
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"A little bit that way!", I call.
Kilgharah moves the giant T sign slightly to the right.
"Perfect!", I cry.
He drops it with a thud. Camel is now Camelot again, thanks to that weird old woman from the future.
All is well.
Actually, I should not have said that.
Because I have just noticed the dragon poo I stepped in.
"Mordretta!", I cry, breaking the fourth wall that surrounds Camelot. "Get rid of the poo! All you need to do is type a few sentences!"
A voice comes down from the sky.
"No way, you and Morgana's troubles with poo attracts readers! 200 reads already!"
"But Mordretta...."
She interrupts me by rebuilding the fourth wall. I bet she's gone off to eat chocolate. And drink some coffee so she can carry on with her manic-caffeine-and-the-who-induced-stories, like the one I find myself in.
I wonder how I know all of that.
Strange things, these fourth walls.
I blame it on the nargles.
Whatever the heck they are.
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Craziness in Camelot
FanfictionSo, a humorous ending to Merlin. Mordred and Morgana take over Camelot, and this is what happens... Includes dragons, rabies and possessed neckscarfs! Thanks to FrogPower, as she helped with ideas! Full of caffeine, breaking of fourth walls, and, of...