(Dead) Gwaine: Hey, I may have been eaten by Aithusa, but I can still do disclaimers! Mordretta does not own Merlin! On the request of RueDistrict11, here is a hair flip dedicated to you! *flips hair*
RueDistrict11: Squee!
Mordretta:...
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Morgana POV
Mordred has already succumbed to the 'rock-on-floor-in-foetal-position-and-hope-for-the-best' approach to Killgarah's deafness, but I have a plan!
"alw i fyny gymorth oddi wrth y dyfodol!"*
My eyes glow gold, and in a large puff of smoke, an old crone wearing floral pastels stands in front of me.
"Hello dearie, I've got a lovely knitting pattern I could teach you..?"
I quickly interrupt her before she can offer me help with a baby blanket.
"I called for help from the future, and you came. Can you help with deafness?"
"Deafness, dearie? I've got a hearing aid here, hang on a mo..."
The crone pulls a white thing out of her pocket.
Mordred has abandoned the 'rock-on-floor-in-foetal-position-and-hope-for-the-best' approach, and finally does something.
"Kilgarrah's over there, should we go and give him that... object?"
The crone nods, and using a stick, comes with us to Killgarah, who is... I think he's doing the highland fling....
"What do we do now, crone?", I ask. The aforementioned crone gives me a surprisingly scary stare, and proceeds to insert the... thing into the dragon's ear.
"Um, dragon?", asks Mordred.
"Hello, young Dragonlord!"
I smile. We are saved. Hang on...
"mynd i ffwrdd i chi fenyw ofnadwy hen!"**
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This is Google Translate's version of Welsh, if any reader speaks Welsh and finds it wrong, do tell me!
*call up help from the future!
**go away you horrible old woman!
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Craziness in Camelot
FanfictionSo, a humorous ending to Merlin. Mordred and Morgana take over Camelot, and this is what happens... Includes dragons, rabies and possessed neckscarfs! Thanks to FrogPower, as she helped with ideas! Full of caffeine, breaking of fourth walls, and, of...
