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The Doctor's POV
Signals. Coming from...everywhere. The screen on my cyber-device shows multiple dots. They're not their usual red, strangely, but pink. In the corner of my vision, I see a gun. .
"River, don't shoot my bow tie off", I sigh.
The gun disappears.
"Doctor, what are you doing?"
Mordred. I still can't believe he killed Arthur with rabid rats. I don't think even the Master would have thought of that.
"Scanning the city for cyber-signals. There are a hundred or so, all pink. a little bit odd, to be perfectly honest, they should be red", I reply.
"What?"
"Never mind. Don't bother your medieval mind over it. Have you got a horse I can borrow?"
"Uh, yes. The stables are over there."
I dismount the horse, and Mordred does the same. Using my sonic screwdriver to open the door of a seemingly abandoned building, we creep in. The cyber-device shows exactly where the adversary is. In the cellar.
Just a few meters away are some steps leading undherground.
"Geronimo", I mutter, and descend.
"What is that?"
It's Mordred again. He does love to question me.
"That, Mordred, is a cyberman. But it doesn't seem fully cyber. It's very...perfumed..and...female, I think", I say.
It turns. Instead of a usual cyber-face, it has brilliant blue eyes, amazingly model-like metal features and long silver hair. It's very slim, and wears a sort of silver dress.
"Wait a minute", Mordred says. That looks like Celestial Heav...Celestial Beauty...Celestial Butter...Celi! The Mary-Sue I slew with a spork!"
The cyberwoman speaks in a bell-like voice with metallic undertones:
"You are not compatible for upgrade. You will be deleted."
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Craziness in Camelot
FanfictionSo, a humorous ending to Merlin. Mordred and Morgana take over Camelot, and this is what happens... Includes dragons, rabies and possessed neckscarfs! Thanks to FrogPower, as she helped with ideas! Full of caffeine, breaking of fourth walls, and, of...
