I unleashed a Mary Sue into Camelot. Sporks at the ready!
Celestial Beauty Heavenly Butter'fly Pendragon: Mordretta does not own Merlin. Did I tell you how great I am?
Mordretta
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Mordred POV
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This Celestial Beauty Heavenly Butter'fly Pendragon person is wrecking Camelot! She insists that she is the true heir to the throne, and everyone agrees with her- exept for me, and Morgana.
I sense an uprising.
Suddenly and without warning, the fourth wall breaks.
"Mordred!", a voice shouts.
I look up into the sky, and see Mordretta. She tosses me a small white plastic thing, a bit like a spoon, but yet like a fork.
"What is it?", I cry.
"A spork! It is the only thing that can kill a Sue like Celestial Beauty Heavenly Butter'fly Pendragon! Stab her!"
I look at the object.
We are saved.
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Craziness in Camelot
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