Sporks and Sues- Part 1

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I unleashed a Mary Sue into Camelot. Sporks at the ready!

Celestial Beauty Heavenly Butter'fly Pendragon: Mordretta does not own Merlin. Did I tell you how great I am?

Mordretta

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Mordred POV

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This Celestial Beauty Heavenly Butter'fly Pendragon person is wrecking Camelot! She insists that she is the true heir to the throne, and everyone agrees with her- exept for me, and Morgana.

I sense an uprising.

Suddenly and without warning, the fourth wall breaks.

"Mordred!", a voice shouts.

I look up into the sky, and see Mordretta. She tosses me a small white plastic thing, a bit like a spoon, but yet like a fork.

"What is it?", I cry.

"A spork! It is the only thing that can kill a Sue like Celestial Beauty Heavenly Butter'fly Pendragon! Stab her!"

I look at the object.

We are saved.

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