So. I got an idea on this idk, every two stories there will be an incorrect quotes
One. (Unless you don't want that??)
Philza: I'm still on the letter Wilbur sent about Paris. It's like 25 pages, I like Tommy's better, it's short and to the point.
Philza: "Hi Dad, send money"
Tommy: Techno, keep an eye on Wilbur today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Techno: Sure, I'd love to see Wilbur get punched.
Tommy: Try again.
Techno, sighing: I will stop Wilbur from getting punched.
Dream: guys we can't go in here it says 18+ and there are only three of us
Sapnap: you're so fucking stupid. just invite more people
George: ;-;
Wilbur: have you heard from Tubbo?
Tommy: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Technoblade
Wilbur: those two sentences do not go together.
Minx: I'm not a bitch I'm the bitch...
Person: what's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Technoblade: the Audacity.
Ranboo, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ranboo, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ranboo: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
(I'm not joking about that ^ I literally found it on a generator-)
Tommy: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Tubbo : Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
Sapnap/: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Tommy: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Sapnap: Won't people think it's weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Tommy: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries
Technoblade : When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Wilbur: What changed your mind?
Technoblade : Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
Technoblade : I know they've calmed down...
Wilbur: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
George: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Dream: Why not 24/7?
George: Snack breaks.
Sapnap: Is this your plan B?
George: Technically, this is plan P.
Sapnap: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
George: Yes, but I marry Dream in plan M.
Dream: I like plan M.
Dream: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
George: Thank you for your sacrifice, Sapnap.
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(HEAVILY BEING RE-WRITTEN!!!) Tommyinnit Oneshots ; Mostly Angst
Fanfiction[This book is old and i mean old. I haven't thought of updating it at all. But I've decided to publicise it again just for the memories :) ] I Kin Tommy. I mean, come on, who doesn't? (Okay no need to answer that.) These are being rewrote, that's wh...
