[This book is old and i mean old. I haven't thought of updating it at all. But I've decided to publicise it again just for the memories :) ]
I Kin Tommy. I mean, come on, who doesn't? (Okay no need to answer that.)
These are being rewrote, that's wh...
Yes, this might be the final incorrect quotes as I need to work more in stories and on my English as I'm spelling English words wrong and I'm forgetting some words. 😀🤲
George : Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god? *DreamXD summons behind him*
Dream: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant. Sapnap, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you. George, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please. Sapnap: Coming right up.
Wilbur: How petty can you get? Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. (I did this, proof?)
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(The yellow is me)
Ranboo: Hey buddy! I'm back with the milk for the cake. *Michael, running to ranboo while crying* Ranboo, looking at tommy: what did..you do? Tommy, rolling his eyes: I told him my dad didn't come back with the milk.
Techno: okay- Phil. You remember that you are on your last life correct? Phil: yah Techno: good. Now please explain to me why you are LITERALLY ON A DATE WITH DEATH! Phil, holding Kristens hand: but it's our anniversary :(
Wilbur , walking into the room: someone stole my antidepressants Wilbur: whoever you are, I hope you're fucking happy.
Tommy, visibly pissed off: Ugh, you know what wil? I hope that when you were born, Kristen called you 'a piece of treasure', and Phil said ' let's go bury him then'.
Quackity: I'll offer you some friendly advice- Wilbur: I don't want your advice. Quackity: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Tommy: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Ranboo: Oh, I'm always running Ranboo: The question is from what
Technoblade, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Ranboo. Ranboo: How did you do that without turning around? Technoblade: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Tubbo: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Ranboo: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Tommy: I personally was created in a lab. Purpled: I just straight up spawned lol.
Phil: Why are you on the floor? Wilbur: I'm depressed. Wilbur: Also I was stabbed, can you get Tommy, please.
Techno: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Wilbur: *turning to Tommy* How tall are you?
George: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Dream: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Sapnap: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Dream: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
George, about Sapnap: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood? Dream: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
