needa hack a fly lady

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Guy in the suit
neeeeed
i need ur help

Guy in the chair
magic words?

Guy in the suit
o great nd mighty coding gnius, nedster, the dark lord, the best guy in the chair i could ask 4
i need ur help

Guy in the chair
thatll suffice
wat do u need, young padawan

Guy in the suit
needa hack a fly lady
u in?

Guy in the chair
ill leav my window open

Guy in the suit
b ther in 5

After 8 hours, in the wee of the morning, their plant grew to fruition. At precisely 4:20 am, in the Avengers tower suite, each and every possible alarm went off. This includes the clown horn Clint had set up in his closet, yes. Dum-E had been sent to honk it repeatedly, and, for once, he did the job right.

Steve, of course, had already been up. He was startled out of his pancake flipping, quickly moving to cover his ears. Not a minute later his colleagues ran in, decked out in glorious pyjamas.

"FRIDAY!" Tony barked. "Shut it off!"

"As you wish, Tiny Stank." Tony ran out of the room, trying to figure out who changed his nickname.

The common room was a hubbub of confusion as the final avenger walked in. Her room had, inexplicably, been made soundproof. She'd been provided a far more welcome awakening.

"Good morning, medically talented fly lady."

Natasha glanced about the room. "So he's a hacker now, is he?"

Safe to say, the others were confused.

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