the famous widow is secretly a fly lady

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Peter
how was ur sleep?

Gnat
It was lovely, булочка с корицей
Though my colleagues had a rather rough awakening.

Peter
aww, poor them
wonder what could have caused such a thing
i sure hope they sleep bettr 2night

Gnat
I'm sure they will
How'd you figure it out, btw?

Peter
that the famous widow is secretly a fly lady?
put 2 and 2 together
ur voice reminded me of some1
then it was just a matter of hacking in with my bsf nedster

Gnat
You make it sound easy
How would you like to join a group chat?
Clint is begging to have your contact info
The others just want revenge

Peter
with the AVENGERS?
ofc, ive barely stopped hyperventilating

Peter put down his phone, tucking it into a suit pocket before leaping off of Ned's apartment roof, headed home. He spent the whole time cackling like a crazed fanboy.









How in the world did they rate this 'Literary Writing Style' like- Peter doesn't even use grammar? hAH? Like, I hopped over to my computer to check out the stats and I'm using it now to add this screenshot, I'm partway through this chapter and Gra...

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How in the world did they rate this 'Literary Writing Style' like- Peter doesn't even use grammar? hAH? Like, I hopped over to my computer to check out the stats and I'm using it now to add this screenshot, I'm partway through this chapter and Grammarly is s c r e a m i n g at me.

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