Peter
i may have seen u guys attack spiderman?
To be fair, he wasn't lying.
Peter
almost got hit by a stray arrow
Yet again, not lying.
Mr Eye
But- I never miss!
Peter
i watched u miss spiderman
Mr Eye
Whaaat? That never happened
I don't know what you're talking about-
Tony friggin STARK and PETER
Tony friggin STARK
Where do you work, Pete?
Peter
kidnappersayswhat
Tony friggin STARK
I'm- im not that stupid
I just want to know which company I'll have to steal you from
Peter
does high school count
Tony friggin STARK
A kid hacked into my tower?
Nope
Not buying it
But I'll buy you. Double what you're payed, easy
Peter
woh, my salary gts raised from nonexistent 2... nonexistent
but um yES ILL INTERN FOR YOU IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION
u shood hire ned 2, im more of an engineer than a codr
Tony friggin STARK
Wow, demoted himself to an intern
Stark tower, tomorrow, 5. You can bring Ted
Don't mention it to the others, I want it to be a surprise
This was a trashy chapter, sheesh
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This isn't Ned, is it? - Peter Parker Wrong Number Fanfic
FanfictionWhen he tries to call Ned after being stabbed, Peter finds himself conversing with a certain Russian spy. (',,•ω•,,)♡ All characters belong to the lovely creators of the mcu. I'm just some random kid who likes fanfiction #6 in wrong that doesn't bod...
