This isn't Ned, is it? - Peter Parker Wrong Number Fanfic

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Peter was walking down the halls, ready to begin patrol now that school had ended. Only one thing stood between him and freedom.

Flash.

As he heard the troglodyte laughing down by the end of the hall, hovering by the main exit. With Peter's luck, the brute's buddies were camped out at the other doors, waiting to incapacitate him and call Flash over.

Flash had gotten far more aggressive recently, come to think of it. He sought Peter out, as though he were in need of a punching bag.

Peter tucked his hood up and lowered his eyes, trying desperately to go unnoticed.

"Hey!" Peter didn't react when the hairs stood on the back of his neck, warning him of imminent danger. "Hey Parker."

His hood snapped back, leaving Peter to fall flat on his back.

And this, folks, is why superheroes shouldn't wear capes.

"What's up, Penis?" Flash leered over him as Peter but back the urge to nonchalantly say, 'the sky'. Then again, he didn't get much of a chance to speak before Flash punched his nose in.

And with that, he pulled away. "You're lucky I've got somewhere to be, Penis Parker," He spat. "I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?"

He huffed, waiting 'til Flash had descended from view to push himself to his feet.

Sorry it took a while to get this short chapter out, felt a bit sick as of recently. I'll try to get the next part out sooner. Thanks for reading, lovies!