To: Severus Snape
What the fick happened to your shampooing abilities? Do you know how to use shampoo..?
From: DIE_EHRFURCHTIG_EINS
Snape: Somebody stole all my shampoo okay DX leave me alone
Fred: Georgie over here needed to smooth his 'fabulous' hair
George: Mine is more prettier than yours
Fred: Is not
George: WHO'S HAIR IS PRETTIER?