Chapter 23

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Harry Potter has updated his status: Can someone tell me what 2 + 2 is? I forgot ._.

Ron: Jeez Harry I knew you were dumb but not this dumb

Neville: Fish

Hermione: That's not a number, Neville.

Neville: Oh. Kumquat

Hermione: *sighs*

Neville: Peanut...?

Hermione Granger has logged off

Umbridge: Potter, detention!

Harry: What why!!!

Umbridge: You cannot add 2 + 2! That is basic! Detention for every week for the rest of the year!

Harry: F U >:(

Umbridge: Teehee :)

Dolores Umbridge has logged off

Patrick: Have u seen SpongeBob?

Ron: AAAAH

Patrick has logged off

Harry: Ron you just broke Patrick's computer!

Ron: ...whoops :)

Ron: Oh and 2 + 2 is 22 btw

Harry: Okai thanks :)

Draco: You idiots its 4

Harry: Are you sure...?

Ron: I was sure it was 22!

Draco: *facewall*

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