Voldemort has a new status: Which one of you stupid wannabes want to be my bestie?
Harry: No one, I'm sorry.
Ron: Yeah, you're not really helping by saying the fact that we're 'stupid wannabes'.
Voldemort: Well, I'm sorry. How about, 'old farts'?
Ron: No, definitely not. Try being nice.
Hermione: Ron, he is being nice.
Harry: Hermione, where in my mum's bum are you?
Ron: -.-
Hermione: It's just that Voldemort is do dashing and sexy!
Ron: What's wrong with you?
Hermione: Nothing's wrong with me! I'm just in love with the bald headed villain.
Voldemort: Well thank you, you're not so bad looking yourself.
Hermione :>
Harry: Creepy. Hermione get out, get out, get out of this world. And go somewhere else instead!
Hermione: Fine. C'mon Voldie. Lets go.
Voldemort: Okay sexy lady.
Ron: We have got to get a new friend.
Harry: You're tellin' me.
