Harry Potter has a new status: Married to Ginny Potter/Weasley!
One 👎 from: Ron Weasley
Ron: Yay for you . . .
Hermione: Ron, why don't you have a positive attitude, this is really good!
Ron: I DONT HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE BECAUSE THATS MY SISTER!
Ginny: Ron, please calm down. If Harry hurts me, you don't have to kill him, because I will. :)
Harry: Awwww . . . Tanks.
Hermione: You know you spelled 'thanks' wrong.
Harry: YES, Hermione. I KNOW.
Ginny: AAAAHH!! RON! SPIDER!
Ron: What?? WHERE?
Ginny: Haha, I was just kidding. There is no spider.
Ron: You know, I really am disliking you right now.
Luna: I'm thinking about capturing some Wagpuddlies.
Ron: What the hell is a Wagpuddly.
Luna: They're metal dogs that talk. They eat cupcakes. They come from land Cornucopia.
Harry: Wow Ron, I can't believe you didn't know about them. Have you not been paying attention in class?
Ron: . . . Harry, you barely pay attention either. How do you know about them.
Harry: *whispers* I secretly pay attention . . .
Ron: *gaspz* My life . . . HAS BEEN A LIE!
Hermione: Sorry Ronald. We must go. We agreed to be in a Wagpuddly band.
Ron: I wanna join!
Ginny: Er, sorry. Only . . . Twenty members are allowed. Bye!!
Ron: . . . Why must I forever be alone?
