Chapter 12

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Harry Potter has updated his status: I like to sing

Ron: ????

Sirius: Like, in the shower or..?

Harry: Idk. Just LET IT GO

Ron: Don't start that again, or I'll fart.

Harry: LET it.... Okai

Hermione: Ron, your farts stink. Really. It's outrageous.

Ron: U should hear the rest of my family. They're tooting all the time.

George: We don't TOOT

Ginny: ur the only one who does that in this family Ron..

Fred: Who do you think we are?

Ron: My..... I don't want to call u family.

George: soooo... ur a hobo?

Ron: WAT

Fred: Yep bye Ron

Ginny: We're kicking u out u stink

Harry: u can come live with me

Ron: where

Harry: In the Dursley's....oh. wait

Ron: Yeah. No.

Harry: go live with Malfoy

Draco: DEFINITELY NOT

Ron: NEVER

Harry: Okay, okay. Just a suggestion.

Ron: Right bad one it was

Harry: Go live with Batman

Ron: YUSSS

Batman: Hello come live with me 😉

Hermione: ...

Ron: 😎

Ron: Suckas!

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