The episode starts as we see the imp van driving into the parking lot blitzo terribly singing while moxxie was in the passenger seat trying to cover his ears while dratini was laying his head on loona's lap and Millie was sticking her head out of the window but blitzo sees a pink car in there driving space so he hits the breaks startling everyone as he looks at the license plate which says sux4life on it
Blitzo: oh you suck for life do ya "he says before taking out a megaphone" listen up you unoriginal pink cum dump you have three fucking seconds to get out of my parking spot "he says as a succubis gets out of the car while blitzo looked shocked" oh shit verosika
Verosika: blitzo
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down
Verosika: and I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber alerts
Blitzo: oh yeah I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell
Verosika: they let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad losers and wash ups oh your sister says hi
Blitzo: why are you parking here this is the only parking spot my company has so take your tampon race car somewhere else
Verosika: actually prick it has my name on it "she says pointing down where we see imp crossed out and her name replacing it" I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break
Blitzo: a week no no you are not parking here for a fucking week
Verosika: aw you mad blitzo you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons "she said angry
Blitzo: god damn it whore you will not let that go
Verosika: choke on a sandpaper cock
Blitzo: hold on you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna "however as he was talking a huge make hellhound walked behind him"
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Black hazard in helluva boss
HumorDratini has always been bullied by his family but one day while he was trying to patch his wounds he was found by two imps named moxxie and Millie and they brought him to hell and became his parents Later his father would invent the build driver and...