Chapter 6: spring broken

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The episode starts as we see the imp van driving into the parking lot blitzo terribly singing while moxxie was in the passenger seat trying to cover his ears while dratini was laying his head on loona's lap and Millie was sticking her head out of the window but blitzo sees a pink car in there driving space so he hits the breaks startling everyone as he looks at the license plate which says sux4life on it

Blitzo: oh you suck for life do ya "he says before taking out a megaphone" listen up you unoriginal pink cum dump you have three fucking seconds to get out of my parking spot "he says as a succubis gets out of the car while blitzo looked shocked" oh shit verosika

Blitzo: oh you suck for life do ya "he says before taking out a megaphone" listen up you unoriginal pink cum dump you have three fucking seconds to get out of my parking spot "he says as a succubis gets out of the car while blitzo looked shocked" ...

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Verosika: blitzo

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down

Verosika: and I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber alerts

Blitzo: oh yeah I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell

Verosika: they let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad losers and wash ups oh your sister says hi

Blitzo: why are you parking here this is the only parking spot my company has so take your tampon race car somewhere else

Verosika: actually prick it has my name on it "she says pointing down where we see imp crossed out and her name replacing it" I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break

Blitzo: a week no no you are not parking here for a fucking week

Verosika: aw you mad blitzo you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons "she said angry

Blitzo: god damn it whore you will not let that go

Verosika: choke on a sandpaper cock

Blitzo: hold on you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna "however as he was talking a huge make hellhound walked behind him"

Blitzo: hold on you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna "however as he was talking a huge make hellhound walked behind him"

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