We start out over heaven as 3 cherubs appear
Cletus: well howdy I'm Cletus welcome to heaven guess you did something good to get here and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings "he said as they started to sing"
As they were finishing there song a tv explodes as we see blitzo holding a gun
Millie: nice one b
Blitzo: give me another mox "he said as moxxie put another tv before going through a couple of channels until h finds one he wants to shoot" bingo "he said firing destroying another tv"
Millie: your on a roll sir "She said happy while dratini and loona start to feel the ground shaking"
Loona: guys do you feel that?
Blitzo: oh shit Is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: that's possible?
Millie: alright don't panic moxxie "she said holding him"
Moxxie: I'm not panicking because hellquakes don't happen
Loona: stop getting hysterical fatty "she said pushing him against a wall before it caves in as a person comes in while dratini puts his driver on as loona growls on all fours"
Blitzo: please tell me you got that insurance thing
Millie: who are you and what do you want "she said holding an axe"
???: I am Loopty goopty dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish
Loona: coulda just used the door dude doesn't need to be this whole thing
Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric shit
Dratini: guy seems like he's had a little to much sauce "he whispered to loona as she chuckles while blitzo sniffs loopty"
Blitzo: this old fuck reeks of the living world did you just die?
Loopty: yes moments ago in fact which is what brought me here
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Black hazard in helluva boss
HumorDratini has always been bullied by his family but one day while he was trying to patch his wounds he was found by two imps named moxxie and Millie and they brought him to hell and became his parents Later his father would invent the build driver and...