Dratini has always been bullied by his family but one day while he was trying to patch his wounds he was found by two imps named moxxie and Millie and they brought him to hell and became his parents Later his father would invent the build driver and...
We start over moxxie and Millie's apartment as his phone rings
Moxxie: what do you want sir?
Blitzo: hey hope I didn't wake ya mox how would you and mils like to visit the wrath ring for some harvest bullshit this year? "He says as Millie sits up excited"
Millie: the harvest moon festival yee fucking haw
Moxxie: well Millie likes the idea wait where are you calling from? "He says as blitzo falls from the ceiling" oh course
Loona: would you all shut the fuck up some of us are trying to sleep "she yelled from dratini's room as we now see our heroes arrive at Millie's parents house"
Dratini pov
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Millie: mama daddy "she said as they give her a hug while dratini joins"
Dratini: grandma grandpa it's good to see you all again "he said happy as they gave him a hug"
Joe: yeehaw How's my deadly little pumpkin spice and favorite grandson doing
Millie: we're good pa thanks for letting us stay here for the harvest jamboree
Lin: It's no trouble we know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went freelance
Millie: freelance pays fine am were doing fine "she says as Dratini helps moxxie with the luggage" anyways y'all remember my husband moxxie "she said as they stare at him in disappointment"
Moxxie: greetings Lin Joe how have you been uh with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?
Joe: we lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week
Moxxie: oh crumbs my bad I am so sorry I-I didn't mean to open that wound sir
Blitzo: hey watch it I'm the sir here bucko
Millie: oh yeah y'all l haven't met my boss blitzo and his hellhound
Loona: I'm not just his hellhound
Blitzo: yeah she's my daughter
Dratini: and one of my girlfriends
Joe: 1 how many do ya got
Dratini: I have 5 grandpa
Joe: that's my boy "he said happy"
Blitzo: It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factorythat popped out this little gem of an assassin you two raised a sturdy bitch
Joe: that we did so blitzo is it that's a fine name
Lin: It reminds me of war
Joe: nothing like a little war to make a strong man
Blitzo: I like you people.
Moxxie: you know more battles were won by technological advances in warfare I've researched the history of weaponry extensively and it's inspiring how for example the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell's combative "he says however he sees Millie telling him to stop" I mean war fun
