Dratini POV
It was another normal day at work Luke was sitting on my lap as he draws while Loona was on her phone while dad takes a seat across from us
Moxxie: you know, I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week
Loona: [rolls eyes]
Dratini: [smiles] good job dad
Luke: grandpa fat
Moxxie: [glares at Loona] you taught him that! Didn't you?!
Loona: [smirks] maybe
Moxxie: I. Am not. FAT!
Dratini: whoa no one thinks your f-
Before I could finish the front door gets kicked open before my mom walks in and she looked very angry
Millie: [angry mumbling] Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
Dratini: mom are you okay?
She then proceeds to hit a button called nut button which summons a cardboard cutout of a human before she throws a knife hitting it in the head before pouncing on it
Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?
Mom then glares at dad before slowly calming down
Millie: yeah. Just...bumped into an ex
Moxxie: Oh! Oh...
Millie: he just kept going on about how he has money now, a bright future, and a bigger cock
Dratini/Moxxie: wait, what?
Millie: every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-
She then punches a filing cabinet denting it as many pictures fall out
Blitzo: [enters room] what the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!
Moxxie: sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned up
Dratini: I'll help
As we start to pick them up we stop as we see the pictures are of some kinky stuff
Moxxie: what is this?
Blitzo: uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them
Dratini: how do you alphabetize these?
We suddenly hear a noise coming from outside and as we look outside we see a helicopter
Blitzo: what the fuck is that?
The helicopter shoots a grappling hook through the window before breaking the wall
Blitzo: Satan's ass crack! Enough with the walls shit, we have a door!
A gust of wind then sends all of the photos flying into the city
Blitzo: My research!
Dratini: welp, those demons will be scared for life
I turn back to the helicopter where a bridge is laid down before the pilot steps out
Pilot: I.M.P? Right this way, please!
Moxxie: uh, sir? What's going on?
Blitzo: now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us
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Black hazard in helluva boss
HumorDratini has always been bullied by his family but one day while he was trying to patch his wounds he was found by two imps named moxxie and Millie and they brought him to hell and became his parents Later his father would invent the build driver and...
