Fred the sea monster was sitting quietly in the living room working out, his beautiful wife, Karen, was holding their brand new baby. Fred stared out the window and watched as fish swam by. He desperately wanted out of this relationship, not that he didn't love Karen, he did. The problem was that she never stopped talking.
"Our baby looks adorable, don't you think?" Karen was looking at the new baby. "Yeah, sure" Fred replied, only half paying attention. He came to a sudden realization, he cared more about working out than he cared about his wife. "Karen?" He suddenly spoke up. "Yes babe?" Karen smiled. "Your annoying, let's divorce."
Karen burst into tears, her makeup was running down her face. "What the hell fred!" Karen was furious. "Our lives have been perfect, what has suddenly inspired this?!?" Karen asked though her tears. "Can't you hear? I said that you are annoying!"
Fred screamed back at her. "I can't stand it anymore, you constantly talk, and talk, and talk!"
"Fine!" Karen screamed. "I can't believe you..." she stormed out of the house crying. Fred called his lawyer and started looking into a divorce. "It's a good thing my simps send me so much money..." Fred mumbled after hearing the price. He looked up as the painting of the floating green bacon on his wall. "Is this the right choice?" He asked the painting. He was suddenly filled with confidence, he knew that he was making the right choice.
"Thanks bacon."
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No strangers to love ( Rick astley X Fred )
RomanceA Fred X Rick astley baconism fanfic of how they meet and stuff This is my first fanfic so it's gonna suck
