Fred got home from court, he was holding Georgie in his arms. "It's going to be nice without Karen around, can't believe I'm finally divorced." Fred set Georgie down in his crib and sat down in the living room. A moving company came in to take the kitchen sink and dining room table.
A few weeks later fred was sitting on the couch, Georgie was trying to pull a knife though the bars of his crib. Fred got up to take away the knife, causing Georgie to cry. Fred sighed "I kinda miss having a wife, but Karen was just too much." Suddenly Fred had a great idea. He took out his phone and downloaded tinder.
Fred sat for like an hour, just swiping people away.
All the tinder people were just too ugly for Fred. Suddenly a man named Jeff bezos appeared on his screen. He was not the best in the looks department, but he was old and rich. "Perfect!" Fred swiped right.
It was a match, Jeff bezos could not resist Fred's hotness.
Fred and Jeff texted each other for a few months until Fred asked to meet up. Jeff said yes in an instant. The planed a date at the Astley family cafe.
Fred was so excited, he was about to be rich. He immediately opened up Amazon and bought a brand new pair of red shorts for the date.
Fred waited for his package to arrive, Georgie was mumbling something. Fred gasped, he was about to hear Georgie's first word. "Ma- ma- ma- machine gun" Georgie screamed. Fred was kinda scared, but he figured he could just put Georgie in therapy when he got rich.
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No strangers to love ( Rick astley X Fred )
RomanceA Fred X Rick astley baconism fanfic of how they meet and stuff This is my first fanfic so it's gonna suck
