It started with a look

Brownies

(Rose POV)

You wouldn't guess where I am....

Once Tania and I had a long talk with my Grandmother, which consisted of her telling me about how to please a woman, she so kindly teleported my friend and I to Scotland

Apparently this is where Carla was headed

What the great almighty Moon Goddess failed to mention, was that the clothes she gave us while in her home, would disappear from our bodies the moment we left her home....or....The fact that she teleported us right in the middle of Scotland Yard

That's right

The famous police station that is featured in many films, television shows and documentaries from around the world....That one

We literally appeared on top of an officers desk

So where am I now?....in a holding cell, waiting to speak to someone who'll be giving me a psyche evaluation

They think Tania and I are nuts

I'm wearing bright pink overalls with no underwear. God knows how many coochies had touched it before me

Tania thinks this is hilarious

Thankfully, they put us in the same cell

Unfortunately, she won't stop laughing "Did you see his face!" She bends over holding her side "He turned so white, I thought he was going to start glowing!"

"It's not funny" I groan exasperated "We're in deep shit"

"The funniest part, was when you fell off the desk spread eagle!" She laughed harder "We both saw your coochie, inside and out!"

"Stop it" I groan louder

"But when the other officers stormed the room cause the guy screamed....you grabbed a stapler and stapled your coochie!"

"It was the first thing I could get my hands on!" I whined "I was trying to cover myself up. You, on the other hand, just waved at them all"

"There was so much blood...." She gasps, choking on a laugh "2 officers fainted, 1 puked and another gave you a tampon from her purse"

"Can you be serious?!" I whisper growled "How are we going to get out of here?" I stand up and walk to the cell door, looking for a way to open it. Of course I can't, there's no damn handle on this side and it works on magnetics and computers "No one knows we're here" I sigh, banging my hand on the door "You can't get in touch with Mandy, so that basically means she's not even in the country, let alone the same damn continent"

"Maybe the Moon Goddess got in touch with them?" She shurgs

"Oh!" I scoff, waving my hands around wildly "Let's talk about the divine being who is more like the Uncle who tells dirty jokes at the dinner table"

"She was funny" Tania snickers

"The fact she showed me a diagram of a vagina and labelled the important areas, kinda clued me on that she might be missing a few links"

"She just wanted to help. I got a few good tips"

"Tania" I groaned "Sweety. This woman is a Goddess and all she talked about was sex. I mean, couldn't she have given me some insight on life as a royal, a deity, or a Supernatural....hell! I would've been happy to swap baking recipes"