Scarlett Johansson/Natasha Romanoff one shots

Teaching

You teach everyone Polynesian things. You're Samoan in this, because I said so.

Y/N"s point of view
You stood next to a white board with everyone sitting in front of you. Today you were teaching them Polynesian things, because why the fuck not.

"Ok lets start of simple. Say talofa" you said writing down the word.

"Talofa" You heard all of them say.

"Ok moving on from the simple part" You said looking at them.

"What" Steve whispered confused that you were changing the subject already.

"Ok uh, Steve tell Tony you like his polos. But don't say it with a p but like with a b. But not a hard b. Like do it with an b but at the same time a p" You said trying to explain it the best you could.

"What does it mean?" He asked you before he talked to Tony.

"It means hair" You lied to him.

"Tony, I like your polos" Steve said smiling softly messing up the word a little. But he stopped smiling when you laughed.

"I was just kidding it means balls." You said in between laughs. Everyone soon started joining in with Nat writing down the words and meanings.

"You know what forget the words. How about music, yeah music" You said and started listing your favorite islander artists.

"So number one, Kolohe Kai. Some of my favorite songs from them are Cool down, Ehu girl, and Dream girl" You saw Steve take out his notepad and started writing something in it.

"Um, are those songs appropriate for like, a high schooler?" Peter asked raising his hand.

"Yes. Yes they are Pete" You said pointing the marker at him.

"Next is Sammy J. He is popular among a lot of islanders. Some of his songs are Sleepwalker, Don't say goodbye, and Give me all your love" You looked around the room and saw them all nod. You saw Peter raise his hand again and pointed at him.

"Are they appropriate-"

"Yes they are Peter, moving on." You said cutting him off already knowing what he was about to say.

"Spawn Breezie. His songs are Don't let go, I'm in love, and Fangai Lupe which is a Tongan song" You said smiling softly. You saw Peter raise his hands again.

"Pete, put your hand down" You told him strictly which ended up with him putting his hand down quickly before you cut it off.

"Moving on. You guys may think we are all the same but we are different. Well we're kinda the same but different." You said and started writing down all the different polynesian cultures.

"So there's Samoans, Tongans, Maoris, Hawaiians, Tahitians, New Zealanders, Micronesians, Cook Islanders, there's more but I'm not smart and I have bad memory" You said while everyone agreed.

"Is Moana Samoan?" Tony asked raising his hand a little.

"I knew that question was gonna get asked. Well I don't really know, she's kinda a bit of everything I guess" You said trying to figure out if she was Samoan or not.

"Alright so Samoans. The Samoan language and Hawaii language is similar  to each other so it might get confusing" You said and saw Wanda raise her hand. You pointed towards her.

"Why do you saw Hawaii with a v?" She asked you with her eyebrows furrowed together.

"Because that's how you say it. The w is actually a v. So when some says thank you, you say your velcome." You joked.

"Really?"

"No"

"Hold on, what is that sharp thing" Sam said pointing towards the thing beside you. It was just a sharp stick in a type of thing that was holding it. You looked at it and put it in front of you.

"This is the coconut husker 3000. We use this to husk our coconuts" You grabbed a coconut from a bug bowl.

"Don't try this before you impale yourself" you said pushing the coconut into the sharp stick and pushing it to the side taking off the husk.

"Woah, that was hot" Nat whispered watching you. Once you finished you grabbed the husk.

"You can use this to do a lot of stuff. A fire thing, milk squeezer" You said.

"Hair" You said looking at Vision.

"Who wants to see a fire" You asked.

"Me" You heard from all around the room.

"Wait, don't set my tower on fire" Tony said sitting up.

"Relax, I got it" You said grabbing a big wooden stick and a small one. You set it down and sat by it. You starting rubbing the small stick against the big one. After a while smoke started to become visible. You grabbed the husk and put it against the smoke and started blowing. You sat up holding the big stick and the husk together still blowing. Once you got a little flame you swung it in the air making the fire bigger.

"Oh my god!" You heard Wanda yell in shock. You laughed and put the husk in a bowl of water.

"A coconut tree, is called the tree of life. You can make a lot of things with. You can use the husk, the coconut, and the leaves." You grabbed the leaves on the side.

"We make bags with this, and other things" you started making a small tiara with it. You made three. You gave one to Nat, Wanda, and Peter since you knew he would want one.

"In Moana, she makes makes boat. I would show you, but I was never taught how to make one." You said.

"I wanna know more" Peter said raising his hand again.

"After, I'm tired. Being a teacher is hard" You said sitting next to Nat and leaning your head on her shoulder.

"Ok, go on students. Teachers on a break. Come back later" She said making everyone leave you two alone.

"Thank you babe" You whispered closing your eyes.

"Anything for you моя любовь (my love)" She whispered softly smiling at you