Beany Fanfiction <3 <3

CHAPTER 5

Hy lsers lol thes is chepter 5 i howpe u engoy!!!!!1!! it gets rlly durty and ther is some smut in thes 1 lol so dunt read if yu dont like porn xxx
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We sat together in the hospital, worried.

Beany, because some weirdo was trying to kill me.

Me, because I didn't have enough money to buy malteasers later.

But we were both worrying.

We worried there dramtically for an hour and then Beany finally said to me, "Well, there's nothing we can do at the moment.. But.. I've been wanting to do something for a while.." She goes silent and looks deeply into my eyes for a moment. "Can I?" she asks, moving closer to me.

I nodded because I thought she was going to give some money to buy malteasers but she moved closer to me and slowly pulled down her socks to show her beautiful ankles.

Wow. 

This was even better than when Mr Beeglestoner left.

She then completely pulled off her socks and shoes to reveal her naked feet. It was too much. I turned my head and saw an elderly patient watching us eating malteasers - so I kicked Beany away and walked over and mugged the old woman and then stole her malteasers and ate them, but when I turned around Beany was giving me a weird look.

"WHUT" I said through a mouthful of malteasers. She looked at me like I should have known,
"You always do this... Everytime. I feel like you love chocolate more then you love me."

I shrugged because lol it be true.

Beany looked away angrily.

"Can u not" I said.

Beany then pulled down her socks to show her ankles. "No Beany. I want to be in charge this time." This sentence brought back bad memories of my kinky ex but I pushed them away because I wanted to try something with Beany.

Beany moved away from me, looking anticipating, whilst I went over and got something out my bag.

It was an onion.

I turned around to Beany, "You'll enjoy this," I said sexily.

I moved over to her, then started to peel the onion next to her face

She started crying.

It was a perfect moment. 

I then put the peelings of the onion all over her head and then got out some humus and put it all over her hair, and she arched her neck in pleasure.

"Do something for me, Beany." I said, and I sat on the edge of the hospital bed. Both me and the grandma (WHO IS NOW CALLED SIMON)  were watching, eating the malteasers. 

Beany looked right in the zone, and she moved back and then started pouring ketchup all over herself.

It was really hot.

And then I realised it was because the bed was on fire.

"OMG SIMON" I screamed
"nooooooe" screamed Simon

I pushed Simon onto the bed of fire so it would eat her and not me, and I ran over to Beany.

Beany hugged me with her strong arms and then we ran out the building.