Beany Fanfiction <3 <3

CHAPTER 8

Heeyyy babesss i be here soz i huvunt updeeted in ages i bee havien 3 much rowmance with beany ha :) okeii hope u leek it!!!
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I'd lost my favourite shoe.
Some people thought I was weird for having a foot fetish.
I thought they were weird for liking Pretty Little Liars.
It worked.
I missed my favourite shoe, and as I walked away from Naomi's kinky kave and I cried. I cried harder then I had cried when I was taking a history test and I was super hungry and then my tummy decided to do an impression of satan.
It was quite a good impression, I must say, but I cried for 22 hours afterwards because I embarrassed myself in front of Beany.
I decided that I missed my shoe. And right now, my shoe took priority over everything. Even Beany.
I went back to Naomi's house.
"YO SLUT!! GIVE MY SHOE BACK!!!!!!!!1"
She runned her head out of the window, "Omg babe ur back come and join my 3some!
"NO I LOVE BEAN! BUT PLES GIVE BACK MY SHOE"
"No bebe" she whispered, "u have to join my threesome."
I saw I had no choice.
I went into the house.
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I came into her bedroom, feeling sicker then when I saw two girls one cup.
I watched that when I was like 10 and I almost threw up.
Lol.
Naomi came in wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress.
"i heard you like meaty boys.. What about girls hehhehahae?"
"NO NAOMI!!!" i replied "I LIKE MEAT BALLS, NOT MEATY BOYS!"
But she didn't care. "look who I brought along"
Micheal Clifford burst out her wardrobe
"ew not him. No thank you. Have you not seen Dumbledore's actor when he was younger? FITTY" (nein seriuslt luk it up he hot af ougm)
"No" she whispered. Micheal Clifford yawned, "You do know I charge per hour"
Micheal Clifford then went over to Naomi, and mushed a grape onto her face.
She then got spaghetti and but it in his hair.
IT WAS TOO KINKY FOR ME.
"NO NAMOI I CANT"
I ran away crying.
I still didn't have my shoe.