Beany Fanfiction <3 <3

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CHAPTER I'M ON

Huy ever1 s0rry 4 the sluw updetes i been 2 busy being 3 cool 5 u i be sorry ): this chepter well be extra long dont werry :) sum drama and sum noughty skenes cuming up!!!!!11!1!!1!!!!
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I went on D of E expedition with Beany.
I normally hate walking, but in D of E I was in a group with Beany. A whole week of being with beany; I was so excited. We weren't sharing tents, but we were walking together.
We got off the coach. My gaze immediately flickered to Beany; she was doubled over with the weight of her bag, her lips slightly parted so she could aerobically respire.
I know something else that can make her double over.
Me bending her over a table.
Lol.
Anyway, we started walking, and I hung back so I could walk with Beany.
"Hey Beany" I murmured whilst we were walking next to each other, bending down to stroke her foot.
"Not here Sacha," Beany looked around worriedly, "People will see us!"
"They know I have a foot fetish," I whispered to her, "and you have got very nice feet."
Beany looked like she was about to give in, but instead she just shook her head, "not here, Sacha."
I was disappointed, I can't deny it. I struggled to not leap at her and kiss her feet there and then.
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We finally got to the campsite. I hadn't talked to Beany since our conversation earlier and was looking forward to some Beany action.
I paid our teacher, Mr Doorat, to shout, "FIRE!!!!", and soon enough the whole campsite was running away screaming.
Everyone apart from two people - me and Beany.
Little did Beany know I had put ear plugs in her ears so she would not be able to hear anything.
I crawled into her tent, to see her kissing a picture of me.
"Wow beany, so ready already," I shouted at her seductively. She turned around suprisedly, "Sacha! How long have you been here?"
Pushing her down, I sung to the tune of bad romance, "just a few seconds".
Beany looked shocked, but then a flirt expression spread across her features.
"Take me, Sacha"
"Take you where??"
"Sacha r u dumb"
"Yes"
"Oh okay"
I leant down on her and, then, out of my bag, got out some of Amelia's dried up sausages, and waved it in front of Beany's face, then blindfolded her with it.
"Sshhhh it will all be ogre soon" I whispered.
I then got out of my bag some powder, and Beany, hearing the rustling, whispered, "what is that??"
I told her to shut up, and then spread the powder along her.
"You ready??" I then got some water from the clogged up sinks, and threw it all over Beany,
"WHAT THE FUCK- ohh oh that's nice oh yeah" her anger quickly turned to delighgt as the powder turned into tomato soup.
"You like that?" I whispered to her
"Oh yeah," she whispered back
I got off her and walked out the tent.
"Sacha, wait!" She shouted after me
I turned around, "what?"
"Thank you."
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Later on D of E we were walking, and somehow accidentally I was walking alongside Naomi.
"Hey sacha" naomi shouted quietly to me
"Um hey." I replied
"I just want you to know, I'm sorry for all the kinky stuff I've done to you."
"It's okay Nay."
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I came into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and I heard a throwing up sound,
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" I whispered to whoever it was
Beany came out, looking sick. "Sacha.. I have something to tell you."
"YOU'RE SIA?!?!??!"
"No.. Sacha. I'm pregnant."

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DUN DUUN DUUUN OKEI I'M JUST GONNO GO STREET ON WEV THE STERY!!

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"Pregnant..?" I shouted quietly.

Beany held up her positive pregnancy test, waving it around so I could see it

"Hold up Beany stop waving it around, I can't see it," I said. But I had seen it alright. And Beany was pregnant.

"I'M GONNA BE A DADDYYY!!!!!" I screamed

"Surely you're going to be a mummy, cause you're a girl?" Beany said, but smiling at my enthusiasm

"I had a messed up childhood Beany, I'm fifty shades of fucked up."