Beany Fanfiction <3 <3

Chapter 10??

lel idk wot chepter i am on butt no1 relly ceres aahaa. sorrey 4 the slew updetes i been 3 bissy doeng kewl steff!!11!! thes chepter is queet draamaarey so beeware!!!

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I sat in the living room of the little cottage Beany and I had brought upon finding out about the octuplets, and I was sitting in my favourite armchair reading a newspaper article about a hooker that strangled a man with lipstick.

Beany came into the room with dark blue hair.

"BENNY!" I yelled, "WOT IS WRONG WIV YOU?? UR HAIR IS BLUE!!!11!1!!" I shouted quietly.

"yes" she said, teeheeing. "do you like it?"

"BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE BEBES WILL HAVE BLUE HAIR STOOPID!" I ululated tempestuously.

"I'M SORRY SECHE :( I DIDN'T KNOW!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She boohooed. 

"No beany. I see what must be done. I can't trust you anymore. I'm sorry benny. We're over." I said portentously. And with that, I left the love of my life.

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I now sat in the cafe (owned by me of course because I'm a rich motherfucker) with Naomi's brother. Even though Naomi sort of freaked me out, her brother and I used to date, and I believe he never really got over me.

"So, Naomi's brother, how are things???"

"Not well," he said, shaking his head wistfully, "I just got married."

"Oh, you did? Haha.. good for you. haha. ha. ha.................." I said happily, 

"But, Sacha, whenever I look at my wife.. I see you. You're the one that I want Sacha."

"Then why didn't you marry me?!" I beseeched. 

"Well... I've heard some things about you." He said nervously, 

"LIKE WOT?" I said 

"Like... you.. um.. you fucked a fish." He said quietly,

I at once felt anger and rage build up inside me. "I DIDN'T FUCK A FISH!!! I FUCKED A SHEEP!! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!??!??!??!??!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!!"

"Um.. Naomi did."

Of course Naomi did. She was always trying to ruin my relationships with everyone, because she wanted me all for herself. I wished Naomi and her kinky ways would exit my life, but alas, they would not, so instead I settled for shaking my head.

"Do you want to know, Naomi's brother, a little secret?"

"Like what?"

I knew it was bad to be telling secrets about Naomi, but I was so angry at her, so I leant in, "when I went to her house, she invited me and some of our friends. We watched Annabelle. And do you know what happened after that?"

Naomi's brother shook his head.

I cringed at the memory of what Naomi did, "I can't go into details because I'll throw up, but it involved an annabelle toy, maple syrup, popcorn, pizza and my anus." 

Naomi's brother looked shocked. "I always knew she was kinky, but never that kinky!!!" 

I shook my head, "there's a lot of things about Naomi you don't know. Also lol did you know I've got some kiddies coming along??"

Naomi's brother said, "NO! Wow! how many kiddies! who is their mummy?" 

"8. Benny." 

Naomi's brother stood there, shocked. "When we were dating... you said that I shouldn't worry about Beany. You said you didn't love her. AND NOW SHE IS HAVING YOUR BEBES???!???!?!??!???!!" He yelled

"YES NAOMI'S BROTHER! BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED BEANY! AND SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!" 

Naomi's brother went silent, then sighed, "of course. then why are you not with her now?" 

"We had a fight. She dyed her hair blue and now all the babies will have blue hair," I said sadly.

"Seche, they be your bebes. And you need to look after them." 

"fine u little hoe" I got up, and left.

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I walked into our cottage, "BEANY? I'M HOME! I'M SORRY!" 

No reply. 

"BEANY???????????"

Suddenly Naomi stepped out of the shadows, "lol she's at the hospital"

"WOT, WHY????????????????????????"

"Becuz sacha." she leaned in, "benny is giving birth!"

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I rushed to the hospital, and I didn't even check in at reception I was in such a rush, so I just got on the elevator and ran. 

I knew where Beany was. I could feel where she was. I knew by the smell of febreeze and mowed grass that she was nearby.

I burst into the room Beany was in, "BEANY!"

She looked up, "SECHE! YOU CAME!"

hehe. "I always come ;) ;) ;)"

The nurse hit me over my head, so in retaliation I threw her out of the window, and then went over to Beany.

"Hold my hand, Seche?" she asked quietly.

"Of course," I took her hand in mine and held onto it tight. Beany started screaming. 

2 bebes later, and I had a headache,

"Lol beany, I'm going to go and get some paracetamol. You want some or something?"

Beany replied by screaming.

"Lol suit yourself hoe," I left the room.

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I sort of got lost trying to find my way back to Beany's room as now the scent of Febreeze and mowed grass was very faint, but I eventually found her, AND THERE BE MY EIGHT BEBES!

But... something wasn't right.

"Beany???"

Beany was asleep.

I looked over at my bebes. It wasn't their hair that was blue, IT WAS THEIR SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought about freaking out. But...these bebes were my bebes. And I didn't care if they were blue. All that I cared about was that they were my bebes. I turned to the nurse, 

"Has Beany named them?" I asked 

"All Beany said she wanted was for one to be called Sacha Jr, and one to be Beany Jr."

Aw.

"Lol okei." 

I sat down next to Beany and my bebes, and 3 once in my life, I was content.

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Lel thets all i have teem 5 now! but below u will see all the bebes! 

Baby 1: Sacha Jr

Baby 2: Beany Jr

Baby 3: Harry 

Baby 4: Ron

Baby 5: Hermione

Baby 6: Dan 

Baby 7: Phil

Baby 8: Obama

howpe u lick there neemes?????? lol okei see u next teem!