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CHAPTER 6

Hy preps I hopped u leeked te last chupter lolll!!!!1!! I hop you leek this chepter 2 becuz its a rlly emotional 1 ant it hes some rlly dramtic stuff lol engoy!!!! 
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I stood over the grave dramatically, looking down at Simon's grave. Simon had been such a good friend to me. I remembered the time I mugged her malteasers. I also then remembered the time I killed her. And then when I made up the lie that Simon had run into trouble with a hedgehog mafia in Australia which had sworn revenge on Simon stealing their iPhone, by killing Simon.

I knelt down at the grave. I would avenge Simon. 

I needed to find whoever set the fire. 

That was how I would solve it.

Beany came up behind me, putting a comforting hand on my shoulder, and I looked up at her.

"Why? How could someone be so cruel as to kill Simon?" I asked.

Beany looked away, and I could see the tears forming in her eyes. She then hugged me, and we parted ways.

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Beany was in the street, walking down the road, listening to some shitty music idek. 

Then suddenly a monster jumped out at her! 

It was a siamese twins - and then on closer inspection one head was ginger and one was had long blonde curly hair, and they were giggling together.

"WHO IS YOU" Beany screamed sadly

"WE IS DA SIAMESE TWIN ASSASSIN YO" said the ginger

"YH MUN" said the blonde

"I'M ELSA" said the ginger

"I'M JESSICA" said the blonde.

Elsa and Jessica walked towards Beany menacingly 

"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR EARLOBES" scramed Elsa quietly

"YH MUN" shouted Jessica depressedly

"NOOOOOEEEE" screamed Beany

But then I came around the corner, "GET AWAY FROM MY BEANY!" I screamed.

I sprinted towards Elsa/Jessica and kung fu kicked those bitches and they flew up into space and then hit a plane.

They dead as fuck boi.

I ran towards Beany,

"BEANY IS U OKAY" 

Beany hugged me. "Thanks Sacha. u da best."

I nodded. "That okei Bean. I can't believe someone trying to kill both of us tho omfg. dw. I'll figure this out. I have lots of people I can call on." 

I got my phone out and called the number 007 666 6969 and then a deep gravelly voice answered,

"Yeh" 

"Amy, I need your help. Now." 

"alright."

Then Amy appeared beside me. 
"yh what" she said in her manly voice.

"I need you to save me and my bae. Someone is jelly and is trying to kill us."

"lol. okeiii i'll see what i can do" she grunted and teleported away.

I sighed, then turned to Beany.

"Don't worry Beany. We'll be okay."