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CHAPTER 7

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It was the evening of the season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. 

I was fucking excited bro. 

Beany also loved Game of Thrones, and we were talking.

"BEANTRICE" I screamed, "SEASON 5 TONITE!!!!!!@11"

"I KNOW" Beantrice screamed harder, "SO. EXCITED." She suddenly started crying, the luminous yellow  drops falling down her cheek leaving green and pink streaks behind them. 

"But... I'm out tonight." She whispered angrily, "So I. I.. I can't watch it." 
"TF BITCH" I screamed at her sadly "WOT. WHEY?!"

She fell down to her knees fiercely. "I'm soz m8. I'm going with my friend, Dumbledore, to the Wombats concert tonite."

I felt cheated. Bamboozled. Beguiled. Bilked. Burned. Conned. Deceived. Duped. Finessed. Gypped. Hoodwinked. Overcharged. Swindled. Tricked. Victimized. Fucked. Shagged. Banged.

(Luk at all te words i knew!! haahaa totuly not of thesauasrus.com lol no ahahahahshd) 

"U wot. Ur cheating on me wiv dumbledore?" I moaned sexily.

"No babe I swear we're just friends" Beany replied scaredly. 

"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!!!! I'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR YOU BEANTRICE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! WELL FINE! I'VE CHEATED ON YOU WITH WILLOW! YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! AND U KNOW WHAT?! I LIKE HOW NAOMI IS KINKY! AND ONCE, I EVEN SLEPT WITH IRENE THE RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE!!!!" I threw my shoe at her and skedaddled away from her. 

Twas really dramatic. 

I cried for hours after that.

That was my favourite shoe. 

And I'd lost it. 

I was also pissed at Beany.

HOW DARE SHE CHEAT ON ME WITH DUMBLEDORE!?!??!?

True, his beard is a beautiful thing, and I have had many fantasies about his beard, but I would NEVER cheat on Beany. 

This was one of the lowest points in my life.

And I did one of the lowest things in my life.

I walked over to Naomi's house, which is fucking massive btw, and knocked on her door. She immediately ran out of the house over to me and then leant against a pillar wearing http://img.escapade.co.uk/SALEHIRE/Large/7084.jpg?2 (<---- CAPY AND PESTE TAT INTO ANAVA TABH HAHHASDH) 

"I knew you'd come back to me" Naomi said to me sexily, and she approached me reproductively, and wiped a tear away from my eye. "Don't wurry," she said, "It will all be better soon." 

She winked and took me into her house.

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A few hours later, Naomi had gone downstairs for the plot and I was left in her room by myself.

Her room had pictures of me all over it, pictures of me in my bedroom taken from the tree near my house; pictures of me walking to lunch with my friends, and even a picture of me kissing Beany but she had burned off the side of the picture Beany was in, leaving just me, and then glued a picture of her so it looked like I was kissing her.

Her duvet was a picture of my face, and her whole carpet was my face as well. Curiously, I opened her windows to look into her garden, and sure enough her grass had a picture of me painted onto it.

Her dog who's name I have forgotten came into the room, and it had a picture of me as well. I sighed and rubbed my eyes.

I felt terrible.

All through when Naomi was doing kinky stuff to me, all I could think about was Beany. But I had come to Naomi to forget about Beany - and it did the complete opposite. 

Naomi came back into the room, 

"Hey sugar" she said cringeley. "I got a movie for us to watch." 

She went over to her TV and put the disc in, and the film started.

It was a picture of my birth.

"HOW DID U EVEN GET THIS" I whispered.

My mother didn't turn up for the birth, so I was the only one there at the time. It was in a Macdonalds bathroom.

"U neva know babe. u neva know," She replied and leant over, putting her arm around me.

I jumped up.

"NAOMI UR TOO KINKY FOR ME!" I screamed. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS NO MORE" and I backflipped out of the window

Naomi came to the window, "I WILL GET U BABE!"

I threw my other shoe at her and then ran away barefoot crying, because I'd just lost my other favourite shoe.

I cried all the way home.