BL OneShots

💚Sneaky Things💚

Kit: Back at it with an OffGun one shot, inspired by the reality live show Gun is currently doing and a novel I read before. Today was the first episode, Day 1, and also Luke's birthday. Happy Birthday Luke! Go check it out, it was fun watching them jam to music and set up Luke's birthday surprise.

Enjoy!

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"P'New, I'll go wash these dishes first." Gun called out as he stacked the used plates and cutlery, ready to move to the kitchen.

  New only replied with a half full mouth, "Okay, Te will wash the rest later."

  They were filming a reality show that would be aired out every week. The six of them would stay in a three bedroom villa for one week, one day's content is aired out every Sunday at 6pm.

  Why six of them, you ask?

  Well, the show includes the three royal couples of GMMTV, the Holy Trinity. Tay, New, Krist, Singto, Off and of course last but not least, Gun.

  They each had mics on them, to be carried around from 6pm till 10pm at night. There were cameras on tripods at locations to capture footage and a few in the three rooms.

  This meant that everything they say or do will be captured.

  Gun set down the things beside the sink, rinsing them with water as he placed them in the left compartment. Then he systematically lathered the larger things with soap one by one before moving on to the smaller stuff.

  The other five were at the dining table having their dinner, only Gun had finished first as he ate faster since he was hungry.

  Just as he was finished rinsing the last spoon, a set of dirty plates and cutlery appeared from the corner of his eye. "Just put it there, I'll wash it after this." He voiced out without looking away from the sink.

  He felt the waist band holding the mic set budge a little so he looked back to see who was messing with his mic. "Papii?" Confusion evident in his voice.

"Turn around." Was the only thing he got back from the taller man.

  Obediently, he set the washed spoon with the rest of the clean ones and turned around.

  Then came a soft touch on his lips.

  Gun was so startled that he jumped up a little.

  When Off backed away, Gun whispered out in shock, "Papii, what are you doing!" Off replied as if speaking in a normal conversation, "Kissing you."

  Won't the mic pick this up? Was what Gun was thinking to himself.

"I turned off the mic."

"There are cameras in the kitchen!"

  Off pointed to the only camera behind the kitchen sink, "That's the only one and you're blocking it."

"..." He can't fight him on this.

"One more?"

"What?"

  Off gazed intently at Gun's plump pink lips, looking even more deliciously juicy with the help of lip gloss. "No."

"But I need to recharge, we've been at work since half a day ago. The last kiss I got was at five."

"They'll cut the cameras at ten, after that you can do whatever you want. Just wait until then, na?"

  Off pouted before he turned around and stood in place, Gun automatically knew to turn on his mic. Then Off turned on Gun's mic before heading out of the kitchen as if nothing out of the ordinary happened.

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"Producer, Off and Gun's audio got cut off for a few minutes. What to do?"

  The producer then looked at the video footage of the time period the audio was lost and stared intently at Gun's back. After a few minutes of contemplation, he told the team to leave it at that and just put down text somewhere to apologize for the audio loss.

  He was sure those two were sneakily doing something. With how Off bent his body forward a little and Gun's small jump, he bet his life fortune that they shared a surprise kiss. Releasing this footage would make the fans go crazy at the ambiguity and help hype things up a little. Treat it as a present for their support.

  Besides, if those two want to be sneaky then they have to clean up this mess themselves.

-13/9/2021-