Careers. (Fluff)

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A short little enchanted parchment texting story. Enjoy.

Ok! Before you say anything I am meant to be doing that careers thing with McGonagall but I got kicked out...- SB

You were kicked out? RL

Yeah...- SB

For what? RL

She asked were I saw myself in 5-15 years.- SB

Oh god, what did you tell her?- Rl

I said either drunk, dead or in prison- SB
She didn't think I was very funny- SB

Right. RL
I'm not surprised. RL

You never are by me...Maybe I need to change things up a bit- SB

Suprise you somehow- SB

Well, now you've told me, I'll be expecting it, genius. RL

Aw! You called me a genius! This is why I love you. ❤️- SB

Love you too, Pads❤️
You really couldn't think of one career you'd like? RL

Nope, not unless unemployed drunk counts?- SB
Stunt person maybe? With motorbikes on fire?- SB?

At least stunt person is a real job. RL

I just don't know! I never thought of myself as a 'employed' person. Maybe a rebellion leader?- SB
Wait..I know what my job can be in 5-10 years!- SB

Mm? What? RL

Your husband...- SB

As handsome as you are, I'm not paying you to marry you- RL

What if I work for free?- SB
With a payment of nothing but love?- SB

I don't think you're understanding how this whole job thing works, Siri. RL

Im trying to be romantic here Lupin!- SB

What's romantic is giving your labour in exchange for money, so you can then pay towards the roof over your heads, and food for your husband and family. RL

Erghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I don't want labour! But if it's for you I'll do it- SB

I'm swooning already.. RL

How about a dog trainer?- SB
Auror dog handler?- SB

That.. is actually a great idea. RL

Siriusly?- SB

It's useful, and you'd be brilliant at it. With your canine wiles. RL

I might actually have a future!- SB

You have a future. You're one of the most talented, intelligent and charming wizards, Sirius. You could run the country if you actually wanted to. RL

Thanks baby but I don't wanna run a country to much responsibility. How about you then? What did you tell her?- SB

Apothecary assistant, or a runes scribe. RL

How about teaching? You'd be a good teacher! And if that fails you can join my rebellion.- SB

I'd love to teach, but it's just not possible. RL
Yes. I can just see it now, me making constant tea for a rowdy bunch of rebels. RL

You can be my trophy wife! And when they have a teachers party or whatever I can be yours!- SB
It's a win win!- SB

Mm. RL

You don't sound impressed with our future life! Just you, me, my rebels and the 27 dogs I adopted from work- SB

Oh Merlin.. RL

No Remus, Merin won't be there. Unless he joins my rebellion?- SB

You're hilarious. RL

At least you appreciate me- SB

This is why In 5-15 years we are married!- SB

Your an idiot, a handsome brilliant idiot.- RL

I know, I love you- SB

Love you too- RL

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