Hey bozos! This a (obviously) a DazaixChuuya oneshot book, which contains the following: fluff, smut, and ofc angst. I will be sure to put warnings and tws for the angst ones. Enjoy and have fun you sinners!
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Chuuya was what you could call a delinquent kid. He had gotten into a lot of fights at school, and normally it was a daily occurrence so his previous school didn't care. The last straw was when he threw rocks at the teachers car, resulting the short tempered boy to get expelled. He had just now transferred into a new high school, Yokohama High.
"This place smells like ass", Chuuya grunted as he stomped through the halls to get to his first class of the day. "Where the hell is my class?! They should've at least told me how to get to my goddamn class!", the ginger yelled while he kicked a locker next to him.
"Are you lost?" An unfamiliar voice called out to Chuuya. "The fuck are you?", Chuuya demanded whipping his head around to the unknown voice. The voice belonged to a teen brunette wearing the Yokohama uniform, with bandages wrapped on his arms. He was tall with chocolate brown eyes, and had a charming smile that even caught Chuuya by surprise.
"Oho, feisty aren't we? Well, girls like that are just my type~" the brunette smirked. "GIRLS MY ASS! I'M A DUDE YOU DIMWIT!" Chuuya screamed into the mysterious boy's face. "Ah, I see. Good thing I swing that way as well! Also, I'm aware we just met, but you got a nice ass~" The boy mischievously said leaning closer towards the pissed ginger. "YOU FREAK! YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PISS ME OFF LIKE THIS?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!"
"Then why don't we get to know eachother, dear?" When the bandaged brunette had added "dear" onto the end of his suggestion, Chuuya's cheeks started to heat up. "My name's Dazai. Dazai Osamu. Yours?" Chuuya growled at Dazai asking for his name. "Chuuya. Now fuck off."
"Oooooh, Chuuya. I have the perfect nickname for you!" "Who said you could give me a nickname, dipshit?"
"Well, we're getting to know eachother, so wouldn't it be nice to have something only I call you? Now as I was saying, I'm going to call you Daddy Chuuya~" Dazai grinned at Chuuya while leaning closer towards him, noses almost touching.
"WHAT THE FUCK" Chuuya screamed and backed away quickly. "Relax baby, I'm simply just kidding~" Dazai winked at the poor boy .
"Now please let me see your schedule Daddy Chuuya, haven't seen you around here before so I'm going to assume you need help getting to class" , Dazai mentioned wrapping his arm around Chuuya's shoulder to get a glance at his schedule.
"What is with this guy.... Already messing with someone who just transferred here?!?! What a jerk... A jerk who's quite good looking, not going to lie", Chuuya thought as he started getting shy with the flirty boy's arm resting on his shoulder.
"Oh! Well will you look at that, Daddy Chuuya! Looks like we have the same first hour!" Dazai exclaimed excitedly. "DAMNIT WHAT?! AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!" Chuuya yelled at the top of his lungs at the smirking guy in front of him. "Ok, ok I'm sorry. Shall we head to first hour now? You have literacy for that class." Dazai told Chuuya patting has back with a chuckle.
"Yeah."
The school day went on with Dazai continuing to tease Chuuya. Chuuya chasing Dazai in the halls, the two eating lunch together on the school's rooftop, both arguing, being lab partners in science class, and walking to their classes together. They both just so happened to have all of their classes with the other, so everyone started getting suspicious with the both of them only working together. Chuuya, without realizing it, was quite happy to have someone by his side, and didn't even notice that the school day had already come to an end.
"I wonder what Dazai's plans are for tomorrow, I want to see him.. For our school project, of course. Got to make sure he actually does his work", Chuuya pondered while walking out the school on his way to his house.
"Wait up Daddy Chuuya!", the redhead turned around to his new friend's voice. "Chuuya, I wanted to give you something before I go home" Dazai panted walking up to Chuuya.
"What is it?"
"Close your eyes~!"
"Um, why..?"
"Because it's a surprise, Chibi!", Chuuya's face reddened at his new given nickname, but decided to close his eyes.
Dazai got closer and closer to Chuuya, and gave him a peck on the cheek, causing Chuuya to jolt his eyes open. "W-what the-", Chuuya stuttered too embarrassed to finish his sentence.
"It's your gift for being my first friend! I'll see you tomorrow night in my bed Daddy Chuuya! I love you bye~!" Dazai shouted sprinting out into the distance away from Chuuya.
"That bastard-" Chuuya mumbled blushing too the point where he could have been mistaken for a tomato.
The first thing Chuuya did after arriving home and plopping on his bed was thinking back to what Dazai had said earlier. "First friend"? "I love you"? Are those things you say lightly to someone? Let alone kissing them on the cheek? Chuuya then remembered another thing Dazai had told him while running away. "I'll see you in my bed tomorrow night-"
"Jesus Christ...." Chuuya buried his face into his hands.
