Hey bozos! This a (obviously) a DazaixChuuya oneshot book, which contains the following: fluff, smut, and ofc angst. I will be sure to put warnings and tws for the angst ones. Enjoy and have fun you sinners!
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AU where Odasaku never died and Dazai continued being in the mafia as one of Mori's underbosses.
Chuuya is currently on a mission with Dazai and Oda. Mori started making Odasaku tag along with the "Double Black" duo, in order to prevent Chuuya from attempting to kill Dazai, as well as Dazai attempting to become fish food in the Yokohama city's rivers. At first, the ginger wasn't upset about having someone babysit his stupid ass mentally ill partner, but later on Chuuya got angrier and angrier. Why? Simple. Oda and Dazai would always get distracted talking too eachother, not paying attention enough resulting in Chuuya doing most of the dirty mafia crime work, the two leaving him behind constantly, and, though Chuuya himself would never admit it, Dazai only really paying attention to Oda on the missions. Today was the day when Chuuya had enough of the brunette's lack of attention towards him, and decided to do something about it.
"There go those two shitheads", Chuuya grumbled under his breath, watching Oda and Dazai walk far up ahead from Chuuya, talking about video games and hobbies. "This is why we now take even longer to get these god damn chores done! All 'cuz those two can never stop blabbering to eachother!", the pissed ginger thought angrily while looking down at his shoes. Taking a quick look up, Chuuya's eyes caught the two holding hands.
"Wow, they must be super close huh."
Odasaku and Dazai were shoulder to shoulder, talking about who knows what. Seeing Dazai act differently around his friend caused Chuuya's heart to ache badly, thus resulting in the shortie to run up blocking the two from eachother. "CAN YOU TWO GET BACK TO WORK ALREADY?!?!" Chuuya yelled in Dazai's face. "Sorry, I don't take orders from people who are as tall as middle schoolers~" Dazai smirked slyly at him. "FUCK O-" the poor ginger was interrupted by Dazai stepping to the side to get back to talking with his friend.
"What. The. Fuck." Chuuya growled quietly. Was the brunette purposely trying to piss him off or something?!?!
/TIME SKIP/
After the mission, Chuuya thought nonstop about what he could do to get his partner's attention on him for a while. The problem was, he's already tried almost everything!
Suddenly, he got an idea.
"This... could work...", the ginger muttered. This was his last resort. Surely this will get the brunette's attention on him! Chuuya smirked while walking out of the building to shop for the thing he needed.
The thing he needed to get Dazai's attention to him. He bought what he needed and headed back to his dorm in the PM headquarters.
Dazai was laying on a couch in the hallways humming a soft tune when suddenly his phone rang. "Now who could that be- Chuuya?" Dazai looked confused holding his phone up to his face. Though the two had eachother's contact numbers, they never called the other unless told to. What could Chuuya possibly need that he can't simply just go down and tell the suicidal man to his face? "Hey chibi what's up?" Dazai answered the phone. "Get to my room. Now. And bring some of my wine in the kitchen fridge." the ginger demanded. "And why can't you do that yourself?" Dazai questioned raising an eyebrow. "Shut up. Hurry and get over here." Chuuya grunted in a low tone, hanging up on Dazai.
