𝐒.𝐋.𝐔.𝐓. || 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐤 [ 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝 ]

0.15 thirst trap?

jimin (he owns me a dollar)

jimin.

wut?

i thought u were leaving??

if this is about u bringing nothing to our friendship i apologize if it means ur giant self doenst try to commit arson against me-

no. idc about that.

i need help.

oh? about what

... i dont know how to say it :(((

well technically ur not SAYING  anything. just let ur thumbs type wuts on ur brain my helpless friend✨

jimin istg

🙄 ugh whatever sry. just tell meeee

you cant leave me in such suspenseeee 😭😭😭😭

ok ok

i think

possibly.

i have been thinking about wut u said

and

um

well u see

i think taehyung is like.. really really cute 😳🥺

😶😶

really?

uhu..

OMG YESSJHSKJSJSHKSHJNhjdjhdHHJFkJhGKHGjhhGhjGHFgHjdetrHybJhnk😭😭😭😭😭😭

i knew it!!!!! this is incrediBLE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF YOU 😭😭😭😭

.... now this is just dramatic

get used to it babe 😘

ew

shut up. 

anyways. this is so amazing. my two besties can be together and live happily ever after. oh my goshhhhhh. you like taehyungieeeeeee

i didnt say i liked him-

.... yes u did 😶

no.

i said he was CUTE

thats all. dont twist my words

ughhhhhhh same difference. this is a start. now u need to ask him out.

wut-

no. i barely know him. i cant do that

why not-

cus thats weird. i dont even know what he likes

dick.

he likes dick jungkook. and strawberries. boom. 

👁👄👁

how do i even respond to that?

by going to the store. get some strawberries. show up to taetaes apartment. knock on the door and ask him to be ur boyfie 🥺🥺

im not doing that

boring bish

so what ARE you gonna do then? hmmmm

idk. probably just stay quiet about it. i mean its ot like i have full fledged developed feelings for him or anything. i just find him... really cute. so, yeah.

i have a way better idea.

for some reason i dont think your idea is gonna be very good.

dont be mean!

and yes. yes it is.

enlighten me

thirst trap.

god NO

hear me out-

post some sexy pictures. my wonderful horny bitch of a bestfriend sees them. he falls in love. then u guys date. and then get married. and then live happily ever after.

jimin..

yeah?

youre insane.

AM NOT

even if your bRiLiAnT pLAn works. he wouldnt "fall in love with me"
most is hed fall "inlove" with my body. idiot

fine fine. but atleast it could be a start 🥺

come on koookkkkkk

ur like, so totally single. and so is my poor bestie. just do ittttt

no.

plsssss

no.

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

no.

for me? 🥺

no

ur such a bully

sucks.

i'll throw ur gaming console in the bathtub if u dont 🥺🥺

eye-

u wouldnt.

i would🥺

stop it

🥺🥺🥺🥺

i hate you

is that a yes🥺

seen

it is isnt it🥺🥺

seen

better be. otherwise u can say goodbye to ur playstation

seen

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~bbytae