Aboard the Ghost

Possession of the Cookie Creature

Aboard the Ghost, 9:34 a.m.... >:-}

Ezra sat on his bunk, quietly staring at the wall.

Cookies littered the floor, the beds, the vents, everything. He even had a half eaten one in his hand. Dazed chocolate brown eyes stayed unblinking.

"Cookies, cookies, cookies..." Ezra sang softly. Slowly, a dark grin pulled up the corners of his mouth. "Cookies..." The cookie was crushed beneath his fist, the crumbs falling onto his lap.

He continued to sing, not moving, still staring at the wall with dark brown eyes.

~•~•~•~

Chopper rolled aimlessly around the metal halls, hitting the walls every now and then with one of his 'hands'. Just as he neared the door to Ezra and Zeb's room, a small crunching noise could be heard. He rolled closer to it.

"Cookies, cookies, cookies..." Ezra's voice floated softly to the droid. Chopper just waved it off as one of Ezra's 'moments' and continued on his merry way.

That is, until he ran into Kanan.

"Hey Chop. Have you seen Ezra anywhere? He's late for training. Again."

Chopper waved his arms and banged on the door.

"Oh, he's in his room?" Kanan asked. "Huh, probably shoulda looked in there first."

"Where exactly did you look then, in a hole?" Chopper warbled. To Kanan, it sounded like meaningless beeps and whistles.

"I didn't understand any of that but I'm assuming you said I'm awesome."

After a few shocks given and a few screams from Kanan, Chopper rolled away. The Jedi, rubbing his leg, turned to face the door. He knocked.

"Hey Ezra, you in there?"

The singing which still went on stopped abruptly, leaving an eery silence. Kanan knocked again, harder this time.

"Ezra? You're aware you missed training right?"

A thump could be heard, which Kanan assumed to be Ezra falling off his bunk like the clutz he is, and some shuffling noises. The door hissed open and Ezra stood there in front if him.

Kanan sighed, not looking at him yet. "Ok, good. So-"

"Cookies." Ezra said dully.

"Cookies? What do cookies have to do with- WHAT THE SITH LORDS?!?" He finally got a good look at his young padawan's face.

Ezra's blue eyes were now a deep chocolate brown, and so was his hair. He was covered in cookie crumbs and a fanged, lazy grin was on his face.

"Cookies..." He repeated. "Cookies, cookies, cookies..."

Kanan started to back up. "Uhhhh..."

"Cookies, cookies, cookies!" Ezra said, much louder this time and moving towards Kanan. His master continued to back up until he was pressed against the wall. Ezra got close to him until he was practically pressed against him.

"E-Ezra, what are you-" Kanan was cut off by a dark laugh.

"Ezra isn't here right now." Ezra said, tapping his head with two thin fingers. Kanan's eyes widened.

"What? Ezra, seriously, what's going on?" He tried shoving Ezra away. He didn't budge.

"I SAID EZRA ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" Ezra shouted, poking a finger in his master's chest. "HE'S NOT, HE'S NOT, HE'S NOT, HE'S NOT!!!!"

Kanan lifted up his hands. "Fine! Who is it then?"

Everything seemed to grow quieter and the air colder. Then...

"I'm your worst nightmare." Cackling, Ezra approached Kanan again. "And your my next victim..."

"HERA HELP ME!!!!" Kanan shrieked, running as fast as he could away from Ezra. He kept running until he reached the cockpit. He then stood by the door, panting. Hera, Sabine, and Zeb, who were talking about something before, turned to face him.

"Is something wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost." Hera said, raising an eyebrow.

"OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG! EZRA-" An evil laugh cut him off. "Nonononononono!!!" Kanan started screaming. "He's here!"

Sabine was shocked. "Who, Ezra?"

"Yes, he- AHHHH!!!" Kanan suddenly fell over. "HE'S GOT ME!!!!"

"I told you you would never escape!" Ezra grinned darkly, gripping Kanan's legs. Kanan was now screaming and crying, begging the rest if the crew to help him. Slowly, Ezra started to drag him away.

"NO PLEASE HELP!!! NOOOO!!!" Kanan clawed on the ground, trying to keep himself from getting any further. Ezra just kept dragging him. "NOOOOOO!!!"

The crew just kept staring at the two in shock as they disappeared down the hall. A door hissed shut and Kanan's screams stopped. After a few moments, Zeb spoke up.

"Would someone mind explainin' wha' just happened?"

"No. Clue." Sabine said.

"Um guys, where's Chopper?"

~•~•~•~

He was hidden behind a lose panel on the wall. After he had shocked Kanan, he'd gone here to hide.

Chopper, unknown to everyone, was filming the event the entire time.